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And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss.

It's all about my bonus.

I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap!

Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask,

Maybe there's prizes.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm interrupting. Oh, God.

Great. What do you want, Dwight?

Hello. To what do I owe this pleasure?

LET'S DO YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW

Can I ask you a question? No.

Well, okay. What? Never? As in never, ever, ever?

Today is thursday But Chris thinks it's friday

I am ready for my performance review.

Now I'm in a terrible mood

No, no, no, come... I just want to know why.

Opportunity missed...

sample some deer, and talk about my raise.

So you can all get in your constructive compliments ASAP.

WELL NO LEVINSON, THE LEVINSON HAS BEEN...

and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way.

Michael, it has nothing to do with your looks, okay?

Oh also amee thinks we have work monday. so keep that going.

Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

Oh, Michael, for God's sakes.

Hello? Everybody? Yeah, attention, please.

All right. Period.

Getting ready for my call with General Dynamics

Wait, I would like to discuss my raise.

Pam, can I see you in my office?

I really enjoy being judged

and I never have, and I never will.

Angela, You were totally satisfactory this year

I can't... I don't understand why you're so upset.

Wait, wait, one thing.

Well, you're wearing it at the office, and...

“That doesn’t mean anything, those are just words”

I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.

Well, I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.

That's a serious offense. That is a serious offense.

No, I mean doing that with Michael.

Good to see you.

Don't you mean constructive criticism?