Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

Hello. To what do I owe this pleasure?

Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm interrupting. Oh, God.

I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap!

Can I ask you a question? No.

Oh also amee thinks we have work monday. so keep that going.

No, no, no, come... I just want to know why.

I can't... I don't understand why you're so upset.

Oh, Michael, for God's sakes.

Angela, You were totally satisfactory this year

Good to see you.

Well, okay. What? Never? As in never, ever, ever?

Michael, it has nothing to do with your looks, okay?

Getting ready for my call with General Dynamics

No, I mean doing that with Michael.

sample some deer, and talk about my raise.

and I never have, and I never will.

Don't you mean constructive criticism?

Opportunity missed...

Pam, can I see you in my office?

I really enjoy being judged

Today is thursday But Chris thinks it's friday

Now I'm in a terrible mood

Well, you're wearing it at the office, and...

I am ready for my performance review.

So you can all get in your constructive compliments ASAP.

Great. What do you want, Dwight?

WELL NO LEVINSON, THE LEVINSON HAS BEEN...

Wait, I would like to discuss my raise.

and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way.

“That doesn’t mean anything, those are just words”

That's a serious offense. That is a serious offense.

And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss.

Well, I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.

Wait, wait, one thing.

I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.

Hello? Everybody? Yeah, attention, please.

Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask,

LET'S DO YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW

Maybe there's prizes.

All right. Period.

It's all about my bonus.