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Okay. Okay, bye-bye.

I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.

Your Performance Has Been adequate. You may leave. Goodbye.

And in conclusion, I think Lex Luther said it best when he said,

She misses you.

Well then you win

Us running late TO OUR OWN PARTY

It's performance review day, company-wide.

and start making some suggestions, okay?

I'm heading back to New York.

The review is anything but a formality, Michael.

on what transpired between us at the meeting

And that is why I feel I deserve this raise.

That doesn't mean anything Those are just words

It's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude,

what I'm capable of.

We need better outreach for employees fighting depression.

All right, let's listen to that again.

But I do say, Thank you, ma'am.

What suggestion box?

Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved.

Oh, yes, we do. No, we don't.

Okay. All right, enough with the jokes.

Okay, yeah. What? What?

Michael... Jan!

I heard they just made out. That's it.

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Your performance has been adequate. You may leave. Goodbye.

Okay, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior.

But, wait, I'm still gonna call you.

Oh, okay. Well, yeah? Who wrote it?

Maybe the prize is having fun

Why on earth would we give you a raise?