Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, obviously, this one got stuck in the box.

Great. Very good.

Please sit yourself down. Let me ask you something.

You need to shower everyday

the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.

I'm actually going to be asking for a pay decrease

I'm certainly not gonna discuss it with you.

I just don't understand why you have to pretend like nothing happened.

Did not. Jan, have you ever had deer?

I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.

Are you wearing a new perfume today?

I'll be there this afternoon for performance reviews.

So just let me know what you're doing tomorrow,

No, we won't be discussing that, Michael.

No, no, no. I finished all that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast.

Also, I have never missed a day due to illness,

Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?

Would you please tell Michael that I'm here?

But I just am not in a place right now where I'm looking for a relationship.

I did the youth beauty pageant circuit and I enjoyed that quite a bit.

we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders.

My boss is coming in today.

Been thinking about you!

That is so stupid. What if he gives it to you?

Hi, Jan. How are you? Hi, Michael. I'm good. How are you?

She missed you.

Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you.

even when I had walking pneumonia.

No. It's a delicacy.

Yeah... What? All right. Next suggestion.

The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation.

But then she goes on to say, That will be our only topic of discussion.

Let me bring up one word. Dedication.

I even come in on holidays.

Just 'cause that you work together and it might be awkward.

Hey, it's 12:20. Where the hell's Dwight?