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I even come in on holidays.
I'm certainly not gonna discuss it with you.
Did not. Jan, have you ever had deer?
No, thank you.
Yeah... What? All right. Next suggestion.
Hi, Jan. How are you? Hi, Michael. I'm good. How are you?
I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.
the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.
She missed you.
The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation.
I did the youth beauty pageant circuit and I enjoyed that quite a bit.
So just let me know what you're doing tomorrow,
No. It's a delicacy.
You need to shower everyday
That is so stupid. What if he gives it to you?
No, we won't be discussing that, Michael.
Sure.
even when I had walking pneumonia.
Just 'cause that you work together and it might be awkward.
But I just am not in a place right now where I'm looking for a relationship.
Please sit yourself down. Let me ask you something.
Let me bring up one word. Dedication.
Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?
I'll be there this afternoon for performance reviews.
Great. Very good.
Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you.
My boss is coming in today.
we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders.
Been thinking about you!
No, no, no. I finished all that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast.
I just don't understand why you have to pretend like nothing happened.
Also, I have never missed a day due to illness,
Would you please tell Michael that I'm here?
I'm actually going to be asking for a pay decrease
Well, obviously, this one got stuck in the box.
Are you wearing a new perfume today?
Hey, it's 12:20. Where the hell's Dwight?
But then she goes on to say, That will be our only topic of discussion.