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Michael, now is not the time or the place.
Really? Really. You're...
and so we're gonna have our weekly suggestion box meeting.
Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?
The vulnerable divorcee
Why would I not like that?
I don't think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.
Nice to see you. Okay.
I would like to discuss my raise Why on earth would we give you a raise?
Okay, talk to you soon.
Please don't smell me Chris
I guess I missed you
So you can all get in your constructive compliments ASAP.
Really? Not like that.
GREAT PERFORMANCE REIEW
You don't,
Not that I would ever say something like that in public. I never have and I never will
And that is all I needed.
Your performance has been adequate. You may leave. Goodbye.
Business.
Put it... Don't sleep with your boss.
I need to stay focused
Sorry.
The awkward part is that this is the first time we'll be seeing each other since...
How about the suggestion box? There's tons of ideas in there.
And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
Why... That's great news. That...
is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs.
The least you could do is keep my salary consistent with inflation
Fine.
You need to do something... Shut up, shut up, shut up, Dwight. Okay.
I guess I missed you.
You do? How do you get in?
Wow.
I Did Learn It On The Streets, On The Ghetto, In Fact
But we're just gonna talk business,