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Since the second I met you, you've made everything in my life better.
and everybody's brilliant.
- How'd that hair taste? - Like regret,
What do you say? 20 bucks a head to keep your mouths shut?
I only tell you this so that I can remain relatively guilt-free
so then he can just let me down.
You know that box that records your favorite television shows?
Let me see this.
the geography of a made-up fantasy world I like to call Coxatopia.
Hi, boys and girls. Anybody admit to anything yet?
Carla, calm down, okay? I don't care what Sheila said.
Oh, hey, tell your mom the cookies she made are ridic.
You didn't have time to study. You were out in a meadow,
I'll just send him an e-mail.
And the only reason I'm surviving is because of you.
Isn't there an operation I can have?
- My God. Is that Nicole? - Yes.
especially since it's so obvious that Cole is the one who cheated.
LUCY: Even though Cole and I were clicking...
That's why he's so smart. My boy's got two brains.
and you're the one who's been lying all along.
No, she's crazy about you.
Mmm!
It was pretty awesome.
Hey, forget this, man. What about you?
You made a phone call in the middle of a test?
Baseball statistics, North Dakota high schools,
- All right, then. Dibs. - Damn it. Dibs works.
It would make me quite a bit happier.
about being stranded on Lesbian Island.
but could live out his lifelong dream
But that...
because you have murder eyes. But, you, (WHISTLING) go.