Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you let me do my work?
I'm so horny now.
See that parking garage over there on 56?
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
It's my flap, I'll do whatever the hell I want with it!
They're making you. Like bunny rabbits.
A good magician never reveals his secrets.
Morty?
Love juice.
Some moron in a red Lamborghini parked in my spot so-
Yeah. No! I can't shower because then I'll fast-forward.
I thought an angel was supposed to protect people.
No, the first few months were easy.
Adam Sandler as Thanos
Samantha. My little angel. Look at you.
Of course it is.
All right. I want to, it's just I got a lot of things going on at work right now.
P.S.:
You're going to work in your bathrobe?
Hey. Good thing is, Daddy was here to see you finish.
Why are you doing this, then?
What happened?
- Are you kidding me? - Sneaky.
I'm gonna ask them to cut back on painkillers.
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no.
What is with you?
Are you kidding me? No more phlegm?
- What have I got here? - Two, three.
It's using its memory to execute your preferences.
Is there a doctor? We need a doctor here!
...but it might lead to an argument. We can't argue because off I'll go.
Jesus. I'm talking to my boss, Ma. Take it easy.
Look how big you got. You're enormous.
Oh, look at you now. You're all yellow from the scurvy.
No, you shut up, big mouth!
Hey, it's just that you don't mess with another man's wife!
You are the best, Ma. You know I know that, right?
Her inappropriate weekend with my brother in Cabo...
We don't wanna interrupt.
You're a regular Derek Jeter yourself, O'Doyle.
You know what? I never check. Need to.
You gotta poop again?
You looked like you were having a crazy dream.
You okay?
Let's go get some cake.
Egghead watched a bad documentary on Asian architecture.
Amazon Prime Video F*** Yeah
I love you too, Dad.
- Can we take a walk? - Sure.
She scared the shit out of me then.
Oh, and Sundance!
- I love it! - You look good, baby.
Come on.
Ammer put me on a project.
No, no, no.
Michael.
It's a woman.
One more tummy tuck should take care of it.
Sniffy Longdroppings, today.
Maybe he's gotta grow up sometime and get the hell off Fantasy Island.
I'll eat anything.
Who is this bigmouth? Why can't you and I just talk?
It's a little deviant, but it's kind of turning me on.
Would you mind looking at my shopping mall design again?
My mother says hello.
You're the only person to gain weight during chemo.
Hey, Grandpa.
...instead of a hamburger as he requested.
Good night, Michael.
Okay.
You done?
Red Lamborghini? I meant blue Ferrari.
After getting to know you a little bit, I realize this is not what you're about.
"Dad"?
Cool.
How big a deal is that? I am so tired of having this argument.
Michael Newman.
Okay. We could cut into the atrium a little bit.
When did you get so handsome?
- I told your parents to come for dinner. - Really? That sounds good.
If Samantha wanted her cheekbones shaved down, I think I'd freak out too.
Cheaper one, like I said. Now, just let me do my e-mail.
Michael, honey, wake up. You'll be late for work.
- Where am I? - You're in Bed Bath & Beyond, sir.
Dad, how much longer are you gonna live?
I'm the angel of death.
Fast-forward.
Is he really my dad?
- All right, Michael, save us. - I'm all over it, baby.
...for the kids' sake.
Take my time, massage her, make sure she is fully satisfied.
You gotta poop again? Você tem que fazer cocô de novo?
You master that, people are gonna think you're a half a dolphin out there.
...since the injury, you haven't been healthy a full day.
Your face. Your skinny face. You're shaving now, huh, kid?
Why? Because there is no talking to you. You're never home to talk to.
- Not at all. - Thank you.
Love, Morty.
- I'm kidding you. I'll be there. Okay? - All right. I love you, Michael.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
...fearing that Alice may spit in...
Me when Titanicfan97 dies