Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know, but I just think, you know, they're too Slavic.
Jeez! Man, that's all we ever do is get through it.
- Go to the bathroom. - Okay.
Don't light another damn one!
So tired of my life.
I thought I was already your partner.
(SHOUTING) No!
Oh, Michael.
You just gotta give me some time.
Honey, I think you just opened the garage.
Dad's gift is-
Only one thing you need to know, Michael.
...because I didn't see anything.
I thought Bill was your father.
Fuck Yeah!!
- You're gonna wake up 400 pounds. - Okay.
Me Waking up in the mood Megan's ::
Yeah, yeah. Very nice.
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
OMG TROLLSBANDTOGETHERFAN2001
What's this?
I hate it here, I wanna go get Some Gas
Three's Company.
Pop, I'm just getting ready for this meeting.
- I love you. - I love you so much.
Oh, no, no. So what, everything I fast-forwarded...
Nothing. You know, he just got old. That's life.
Actually, Michael is just an associate.
My old office.
No, that's your daughter Samantha.
- Dad! Dad! - Help!
Donna, I'm gonna get you!
This one's got the duck doing all the work.
Swim meet.
Me When trollsbandtogetherfan2001 Dies
With pleasure.
Great news. Eric Lamensoff killed himself.
After you do all this work and become a big player at your company...
That's not bad for your third liposuction.
What? It's Monday already?
Lie to yourself. But you cannot lie to the remote.
I'm so horny now
"Linger" by The Cranberries was playing during our first juicy kiss.
So I've learned, Morty.
No, Linda, I think Stacy gets the most-beautiful-feet award.
So we good for tomorrow?
Me when 958DisneyVHS dies
Watch Dragon Tales together. What do you say?
Forever and ever, babe.
No. No, I didn't wanna waste all that time.
I'm sorry. What was that?
- Hey, Dad. - "Hey, Dad"?
- Okay. - Rock 'n' roll.
Forever and ever, babe.
Sorry about last night. And I love you. I'm s-
Mmmmmmm
Why does he have a bathing suit on?
- No fair! I don't wanna return my bike! - We have to, honey.
You don't have to do that much.
Looks like it is.
Sneaky sneaky
I skipped an entire cold?
- Michael? - Yo.
I love you too, honey.
Come on, I love you!
Gotcha.
I should never have done that Montel Williams show.
- Can I ask you something? - Yes.
Would you stop flapping that thing?
Yeah!
I can skip chapters.
This film rocks! It's way better than Mercy (2026)
How can you get close to nature in a tin can like that?
Well, that's too bad.
You see, what is hilarious to some, could be offensive to others.
- It must have cost a million dollars! - That's chump change now.
No.
...you get acid.
Go for it, tubs.
Just remember, right arm out, head turns left. Left arm out-
I mean, I don't have any new moves for you. It's the same stuff.
- Knock, knock, gang. - Hey, sweetie.
Dad.
You wanna see what a stud I used to be? Yeah?
...when you pulled the knob and on came the boob tube?
Whoa, cowboy.
...do you mind if I dance with my ex-husband for a minute?
Hey, Morty. It's Michael Newman.
No disrespect, Prince Hubbida Hubbida.
Just kidding.
- You staying downstairs tonight? - Why? That's getting you going?
When did you grow up? Ben, get over here.
Kevin O'Doyle's gonna shit himself.
Donna, my favorite.
Everyone goes on autopilot now and then.
Who's that, James Earl Jones?
No, no. Absolutely not. I-I-Can't it just wait three days?
Head turns right. I know. I just forgot at the end.
...and satellite TV with surround sound.
Captain.
He's gonna kill himself.
There, I had my water. What's going on?
Get off me! You sticking up for him?
Yeah. I'll get you next time.
That's sweet.
Not necessary.
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All she's thinking about is, "I am not kissing that beard.
No. Go to Sundance, not the duck.
...he tried to hump my leg and I didn't let him...