Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you can finger a monkey and the monkey is like, "Ooh. Ah."
- Or snowshoes or something. - Flip-flops.
Why not?
Your mom does that?
No, I'm asking you because you're very learned.
A dick in the ass.
...you're gonna die alone in a room with a blanket over you...
But they thought the homosexuals were too low and disgusting...
Okay, so I'll see you later.
Hey.
I'm not talking about how you feel.
The loss of ability, agility and breath is exponential.
But, you know, by all means, use it, get your laughs.
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
He goes, "She's young, cute." He goes, "She doesn't work here."
What's that?
Come over here.
You wanna keep it?
...is because I'm not supposed to and somebody told it to me.
Did you?
There's never gonna be another year of my life...
She does it so much her ass is just crammed full.
And it started, basically, when AIDS did.
I don't want you to kill yourself.
What goes on there? Do we need to hear this?
They wanted a club where guys could have...
Really? You, who says "faggot" onstage more than you say hello?
I don't think about pussy.
I don't know. - Let me finish.