Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And so getting divorced is like stepping out of a time machine...
Now, in the Middle Ages...
No, I have a good imagination.
...that traveled you 14 years.
I thought masturbation meant only one person.
It's-- I look at it positively. It's change. Change happens.
...to be sure you're alone on the Earth even.
What are they in, a candy dish?
Okay, sorry.
Mr. Married, with the wife, you had the kids, and now you got nothing.
Last year, I lost 90 percent of my health and well-being.
Oh, my God. Nightmare.
That's where they get the term "diesel dyke."
No. To be honest, no.
Well, don't say that. No, that's all right. Nobody stays like that.
You want a shot? No.
What are you looking at?
What about you?
What's that feel like? - What?
...the word "faggot" really means a bundle of sticks used for kindling in a fire.
...if I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans...
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
I'm your brother and I'm upset.
It's like a floating party. Meets in different locations every week.
Say hi.
I mean, just picturing you touch another guy's dick, that's gross.
When you use it onstage, I can see it's funny and I don't care.
Well, you could just watch.
Seven of hearts, five-- Know what you can do with this?
Stop. Stop telling this. I'm gonna puke.
What? Come on, whip it out.
Nick-approved. Nick's face.
Like if a time machine was a box that you get in...