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Well, this mission really gives me hope.
You never had the guts to go to Mars.
How can idiots say there's no God
Sure, if you call them "procedures," they're a bore,
Boy, I won't live long enough to teach you about sex,
Butchers keep a fresh whooping.
Hmm, "turning into the skid."
O O O O O O O O O O O you are so grounded grounded grounded grounded for life! Go to your room right now and do not come out till I say so!
A word before you continue parenting?
you'll be living in the Martian Habitat Simulator.
a stay-at-hab space wife!
What about those Mars nutjobs?
Will you be one of them?
with our daughter abandoning us forever?
That's a negative.
Well, that's one for the win column.
the trick is in the nodding.
Mom's always trying to hold me back!
I don't want to go!
Jimmy as Remy and Chris as Cricket gets grounded for country fail.
And Lisa's my only good kid!
Poor Lisa.
I have the guts.
Lisa Simpson how dare you watch air mattress catch on fire with kids on it that's it you're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for two days Go your room
That's just kitchen cleanup.
Oh, I have the guts.
No way, young lady.
powered by Simmer-Time Dinner Sauces.
your monumental incompetence
We're trying out for Mars, too.
Well, I'm not going anywhere,
You are confined to this planet.
Red Yoshi! No Laptop For 5 Weeks! Including You Cuphead! No Laptop For 4 Weeks!
for morbidly obese astronauts.
Well, today I tested nitrogen levels in our atmosphere.
You are so grounded Now go to your room and don’t come down
If you're going to eat the chickens, don't tell the girl.
Don't let these feathery fellas ruffle your feathers, fella.
I can't be her little girl forever.
I think you don't like that I'm just as good at Mars as you.
What an honor.
It's true.