Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're killing her!
- The point is this is a chance for you
- [grunts, groans]
how to check my account balance online.
- No, I'm Sam's friend.
- * Pretty brown eyes *
And I'll say, "Me, Jak."
- What are you gonna do about this baby, bro?
[cheers and applause]
- All right.
You can't even read. What you doing?
- Oh, you a deadbeat daddy with titties.
You don't get to tell me what's enough.
You ever seen a nigga moonwalk with his back?
I'm not going cause she be hitting people--
That's why you see all these pictures
That's some new shit. That's some real new shit
I'm gonna show you something I kind of heard of.
and them motherfuckers is plastic.
that if we're gonna make this a good daddy story,
is if it leaves fertilized inside a lady.
- Okay. - I'll raise the child.
Look at our little dancing Navy Muslim.
- That's just a bullshit
You missed a melon chunk.
- Okay, what'd I do? Stop!
- He don't like eating inside.
so according to your logic, it's Nina's baby.
I'd call it "Three Moms and a Baby."
- Yeah. Whoo!
One second, man. I think he's gonna get it.
- You doing the census?
- Why does everybody keep saying that?
[door opens]