Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- The only way the sperm leaves

non-side piece things with her?

- I don't give a fuck who's looking at us.

So we, you and I, we gotta go.

- And I am almost certain that that's illegal.

- Wrong. You don't wanna do that.

why you would order jambalaya at The Fondue Factory.

Look, although you didn't traditionally nut in Tiki,

- Okay, on the count of three,

I'm all about getting some side pussy.

Whoo, the hustle never stops.

[in deep, gravelly voice] Beneath me lies an army

and I wouldn't even be mad.

so that smell would go away.

Shit felt different with Sam.

- Who the fuck you calling a bitch?

that could be mine?

I didn't mean to do this.

You will leave this motherfucker, I guarantee you.

- Yeah, get that shit.

and go take my business elsewhere. Ha.

- Okay. Well, wild bitches or not.

And they'll say, "Who said that?"

- Hey, yo, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

- You gotta put chloroform on the napkin.

- If you fuck on a giraffe, it's still bestiality.

- I like that nigga too.

- There are Franks and there are Lamonts.

Come on, y'all. No over-jack fees, huh?

- She really led me on for real.

Get your motherfucking-- get your--

I knew I liked you.

- [giggles] - Dammit. Dirty dog head bitch.

- Madam, this is a family restaurant.

- Are you selling drugs outside of our sperm bank?

with bank tellers over overdraft fees--

I guess I'm technically your uncle.

only "The Steve Wilkos Show" can solve.

of the purchase agreement, but by all accounts,

You know damn well we weren't making no family together.

- If I'm eating a celebrity's poop,