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- Ho.
then Sam never would have got her ass beat and banned
We don't even live together.
to The Fondue Factory when our friend is not!
- I don't hate you. - You hate me.
Oh, we gotta remaster all the "Rush Hours."
[grunting] - Please stop.
What you need to do is take responsibility for your baby.
- [groans]
Nothing to worry about. Now if you'll excuse me,
- That doesn't seem right.
- Mm-mm. Wow.
- Mm-mm. Not going out there. I already told you.
- People been doing me dirty my whole life.
And most importantly, Sam would like to reach an agreement
- Anyways. - Because this is my girl--
- Keep my voice down for what, Sam?
- Gary, Indiana. 12:37 p.m.
- You're like a son to me, nigga.
Tiki is a parasite and the only way for us
- Mm-mm. See?
- But your baby is eating steak in the sun.
- Well, you not allowed to fuck bitches up.
Tiki's baby daddy is just the tip of this nut rag.
- No, Sam--Sam, don't.
- But me and Tiki like, hit it off.
telling me it's their half birthdays some shit.
- Oh! - Ooh.
is a deadbeat, a woman beater...
She wants to talk but I'm not gonna go.
- Alright, cool. That sounds great. Do that.
- Bitch, I'ma kill you.
since you wanna go at it like that.
- That's the homie. If it was me,
So now whenever I see her, it's on and popping.
it's because they don't know the potential of that nut.
Ain't no god damn maternity leave.
[shouting]
- I'd let you buy that shit.
If Tiki never had that baby,
- But bro, I'm not just some random bitch.
- But she's a homie. I would want to jump in too,
you did, however, financially nut in Tiki.
- Dude, is no one-- I'm sorry.
yogurt cups to stick on my eye--
You ever seen, like, three bitches