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- And besides, you don't think I could provide for my kid?
No.
You're completely baby-free.
And it's becoming clear to me
- Now why would she have washed your car?
- Tokandra Chanel Dang, that's enough.
And--and Sam also understands
- Where are they? - [laughs]
British rabbit poops.
but I'd be afraid it'd break out into a threesome.
- Been there.
- That wasn't no domestic violence.
What I'm saying is the real solution to our problem
I'm not meeting no baby, and I'm not taking care of no baby.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that doesn't mean I'm trying be with her forever.
- Yeah, but did you ever do
Hey, you got any chloroform? - No.
And you didn't jump in and help?
and singing Donnell Jones. - So I like R&B.
- Oh, shit.
- Exactly.
- Bitch wild, you know? What you gonna do?
- I'm not pregnant.
Boy, bye.
Tiki ended up pregnant.
I'm just a regular man like everybody else.
I introduced her to my psychic.
and I'ma go find whose nut it is.
* *
- Yo!
it's time to let me cum inside of you.
No over jack. First taste is free.
- I just need a quick beat to sort out your samples
Point is, I will be the baby daddy that Sam refuses to be.
Once the sperm comes in,
I wasn't trying to have a baby with the bitch.
I mean, this bitch don't give a fuck.
Jackie, gun. "Can't you see I'm hanging
I threw in the bread for some in vitro.
Come out or we're gonna keep fucking shit up.