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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- All right. - Yeah.
We met at this furniture store.
It's almost as if me and that baby are meant to be together.
[sweeping music]
We have strayed so far from God's light.
- No one's ever gonna miss your soccer games!
- That is a thing some people do.
- Okay. Well--well, you--
- You wanna see how the sauce is made?
And I met up with her last night to cool things off.
I've been speaking with Sam
- [deep voice] I thought it would make you sleep.
- So you guys yelled the baby to death?
you or Chico DeBarge.
- Respectfully, I disagree--
Like rub her back or listen to her dreams?
Um, if I was gonna eat some celebrity poop though,
- I cannot believe that you did that to me.
but keep tabs on it just in case it pops.
Damn!
If it's not your load, nothing is owed.
Then I guess I gotta close my account
Every day starts with scrambled eggs
[all talking at once]
But don't you need help with the baby?
- Okay. Well, now it's something
Don't give him that. It got hot sauce in it.
- And we put the baby in foster care?
Who made it inside of Tiki?
Just stop asking patients to taste it.
is to introduce that parasite to a new host.
- Hey, there's a bunch of rowdy-ass girls out there
you're cheating on Nina?
- Even in honor of other bitches?
- Uh-uh.
- You don't wanna help her?
The correct answer is Emma Watson.
- Yeah, I think that could work.