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[laughter]
- I'm sorry. One second here.
- Yeah.
but don't worry, baby.
It's not gonna go the way you think.
and I mind my damn business.
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
This is what it must feel like to be God.
You don't know Tiki, okay?
- You walk off alone.
And they'll say, "Who's Jak?"
[Chris whines]
- Y'all killed my motherfucking baby!
- Shut up, bitch.
- Actually, despite your many,
- I don't know. That's why I'm here.
You didn't even cut it up--
And it just didn't seem right
so I can--so I can cum here,
That's a lot of goddamn pushups.
Now they already broke three of my god damn appletini glasses
you ain't gotta read Mother Goose.
- I mean, her name's Tiki, and she's my side bitch.
trying to do what's best for her unconventional family.
So, these hoes are determined.
It's not that serious. - It is that fucking serious.
- No.
- Because I'm devastated.
'cause it be slipping off and shit.
- I did it. I busted all the nuts.
then whose nut was it?
I'd have fucked the bitch up.
- Chill out, bro. Tiki's not a parasite.
- They said that? - Not a single person.
between you and Tiki.
like the type that, like, lets abuse go on too long
to finally do right by this baby.
because I'm a customer there, and I need to figure out
Someone grab the big cup.
or calling it on its birthday.
- Ain't nobody kill your baby.
- No--no one? - No.
- Yo, you're like a father to me, man.
- Mm. - Soft ass nigga.
Thank you, Lucille. I appreciate you.
- Help! Someone please help!
You don't know how to deal with wild bitches.
- You good? - I'm all right.