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- No, I left before that.
But Frank, he sucks your mom's fingers
Hey, you want that Chris P. Crème, baby?
of urethras on the walls.
* *
- [sighs]
'cause she has boundary issues.
- Sorry, I don't have any cash.
No, I don't need a big cup today.
you are the father of that child, yes?
Lamont's a deacon.
All my nut on the floor now.
- Mm. - What a shame.
[thunder rumbles]
- I'm going down to that sperm bank,
- 86, 87.
We were both looking at the same circle bed,
- Nothing, nigga.
- You take it, baby.
Don't you be yelling at her like that.
You don't wanna raise a baby around domestic violence.
Where the fuck you think you going?
So when she said she wanted a baby,
- Chris P. Crème. Not the donut, but my nut.
- What's illegal is you having 300 gallons of pure Chris cream
then Tiki would never had that baby.
- Yep! - And is still allowed to go
Like that, like that, like that.
customers aren't allowed to see it anymore.
- Oh! - You got me fucked up.
- And not her pussy walls?
the way Sam is rejecting hers.
One, two, three.
Oh, I knew you was gonna flip your jersey back, nigga.
I'm Langston.
- Yo, that shit is confused... - My head, my head, my head.
when you were sucking on my titty
And I'll look down and I'll whisper, "Nah."
- You played games with my heart.
Now surprisingly, you wanna be a Lamont.
And that makes what grew from that nut your responsibility.
I'm selling sperm outside of our sperm bank.
to see her like this.
You know what I'm saying? You like what you see, ladies,
I've had many stepfathers in my life.