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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
That's basically a Raisinet.
Me and my baby good over here.
you know what that means?
- Doo, doo, doo, doo. - He eat hot sauce.
you can find me at the same number,
* *
Fuck you!
Some bitches can't be reasoned with.
- That little lady beating the bald fade off that big lady.
You know what I'm saying? Heavy dick, light balls.
I gotta open this garage for this numb nigga.
I got a good job,
- Ooh!
And now I think she's gonna blow my whole life up.
- Okay, fine, Chris.
But you, you need to get your shit together.
- Bye. Bye! - Get outta here.
- Well, when we get home,
it's gonna be Erykah Badu.
and through mentorship, she now understands
I gotta go clean this shit up.
My God.
nigga away from me before I whoop your ass.
Who gonna teach him how to ride a bike
many visits, no one's actually ever wanted your specimen.
[Mint Condition's "Pretty Brown Eyes"]
- Don't try to act like you was keeping it all play
I'm Michael Jordan. Where'd you even get this from?
and now I have none.
And now she's trying say it's my baby.
It would be more like this.
Don't be touching--don't be touching shit in here, man.
- Who the fuck is you talking to?
that load up the pop machine right now.
- Nigga, what? - Hold on.
and shout out everybody's cards.
- You pus-colored piece of shit.