Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what side pieces are for.
of vermin pushing deadbeat daddyhood.
- Okay, wait. So you just paid for the baby?
- The point is you can't keep running
Come on, girl, come get this cum.
only to realize mid-way through
from one of America's premiere homecoming restaurants.
- Mm-hmm. [indistinct]
You got beat up by an Asian lady
But then Tiki got all wild on some "Maury" shit.
it would have to be Lisa Bonet.
A two-timing lesbian is accused of fathering a baby
- Oh, you pregnant?
- Of course I did. That's how you get pussy.
- Oh, no.
for our baby's first picture day.
Help!
Get the seed from a man who can bench 140.
go ahead and pick cum number 115913.
Hey, nigga, you better not touch me.
I taught you how to put dryer sheets on the A/C
I mean, I feel like the menu here is just a list of foods
- Oh, wait a minute now.
we each will show each other the outfits we chose
Your side pussy coming to your work.
Ispo facto, that means that that man
I let my messy hoe shit get too messy.
but I can't see my dick juice later?
to get rid of a parasite
[Nina wails] [audience booing]
But, you know--
- Anyway, in a series of unfortunate events,
- Well, that sounds like a you problem, huh?
What the fuck? Hey.
So we are out.
- I'll raise the child.
- Chris. - What?
[screaming]
- Okay, well, you can't do nothing, nigga.
You know, some shit Nina would never let me buy.
- Oh, my life savings! [sobs]
You weird, bruh.
[thunder booms]
with me taking the leftovers?
- And are there red daddies
- She work pussy. - It's work pussy.
[in deep voice] I can hear them.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. You were there?
I got this.
- No, it's not. You're new at this.
that she does in fact have responsibility for your baby.