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is to find someone who just wants to be the baby daddy.
[baby cooing]
- Damn right.
Tiki's out there and she's demanding special ice.
No pushups for fat niggas.
- Nigga. - Good job, buddy.
- Okay, come on.
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- Mm-hmm. Starting with these weak ass sixes right here.
- You shit-- - I'll show you [indistinct]
- [muffled cry]
- I'm fuckin' tired of your raggedy ass shit.
- Girl, stop playing with me.
You guys could become the perfect co-parents.
- Mm-hmm. - Everybody knows the rules.
I can hear them screaming.
[child babbles]
I know you got a lot going on, but Chris,
- Please, just let me see my son, man!
- Okay. Um, it's that way.
We will give you your sperm back.
Photographers when someone hands the their phone to take a photo
- Oh, my God. Are you--
or The-Dream and sunglasses.
Hundred! Whoo!
- You're right, man.
- I made it inside,
- You're broke, Chris. - Yes, that's true.
I gave the bitch a baby.
Eat it for your lunch tomorrow. - Okay.
It could be like a sitcom.
- Hey, Chris is back.
- Let me get this straight. So--so I can--
- And I'm going, too, to talk to somebody
We don't even live together.
- Okay, that's not what you were supposed to say.
and all these sinners drown in the strange men's pudding,
they'll look up and they'll say, "Save us."
What the-- [plates shattering]
[all talking at once]
I only eat hotdogs by choice,
Dude.
You know, threesomes turn into orgies real quick.
- Don't worry about it. My Almond Joy colored friend.
you gotta think about that poor, innocent child.
- Nina. I don't--whatever. I don't know.
- Look, I don't know all the terms and conditions
- Fine. I'll hold the baby.
there are good daddies and there are bad daddies.