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This is perfect for me!
MomCorp will now purchase all outstanding shares of Planet Express...
Hey, buddy, I'm from the same time as you.
- Yeah, the professor! - Me too! - Me?
But then, I was diagnosed with terminal bone-itis.
That's a funny name for a horrible societal ill.
Let Mom buy the company! We all want to be filthy, stinking rich!
When I was frozen, giant carrots ruled the Earth.
50s-style.
but I get to vote, same as anyone.
Uhh...the ballot was confusing
Our enemy shall be eaten by scorpions.
- No, sir, Mister Fry. - Thanks, doll.
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You suck!
You didn't let me finish!
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- Like a family. - You're right, Professor.
- No shellfish! - That is so unfair.
And I'm voting against the cat hater!
But he wasn't our Messiah.
What a pleasant surprise.
I don't care what Ms. Johnson says.
- What have you got that's really overpriced? - Everything.
- It is! - Friendship, then I'll sell Planet Express... for you.
Oh god... fantastic!
But do I really have the pure strength of will?
- And we shall bow down and worship to ourselves.
And as vice chairman, I believe I speak for the entire board...
"Blank? Blank? You're not looking at the big picture!"
30s-style.
pays off for the hungry province!
I was so busy bein' an '80s guy, I forgot to cure it!
There he is!
a new chief executive officer and oust this old creep!
Don't you worry about sports characters. Let me worry about blank.
- No. - Oh, thank God!
They are? Oh, my God! I'm a millionaire!
Whoo! Yeah! Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em!