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-I'm gonna take care of this. -Okay.
-(BILLIE GROANS) -(AMERICAN ACCENT) And that, Billie, is...
No! I forbid it! You're fired!
We're in a simulation.
Oh, God no. (LAUGHING) Jesus Christ.
Anyway, stuff's just stuff.
-Is he removing a microchip? -TERI: Is he an android?
-You are de-captained. -What are you doing? No, no, no!
-That wasn't right. Oh! Damn it. -CYRUS: Three thousand! Three thousand, three th--
but they took it seriously.
You think I-- The sedatives were for you!
Right. So that's his game, is it?
That's what actors do.
But look, I mean, if you wanna go out...
It's called "Fuck You in the Stupid Fucking Face
and my own balls!
-What? -I'm talking about you!
-with the emergency console? -You want me to dock the ship?
and use your tongue to wipe surfaces with.
-Starting the engine. -Wait, wait! No!
-JADEN: Shit! -Signs fall off the wall.
It's delish, and we need Tabasco for it.
That is so absurd, I don't even need to deny it.
RYAN: Well, I mean--
(ALL GROANING)
-It's real? -Yes.
-We can go home now! -We're already home!
No, no. No, let--
Uh, yes. That is exactly what happened here today.
That guy is gonna be headed to the green room
(INAUDIBLE)
(HARRISON LAUGHS)
I feel like we're at crossed "we'res."
Oh my god! He's taking his head off!
Okay?
-not talking to me. -Okay, rude.
-while it makes goof juice. -That-- None--
I couldn't watch you go in there.
how come it doesn't feel like it?
What are you doing?
-...hang out. -Hang out.
Because the laterals are still engaged. So...
'Cause Judd gave it to Spike.
that I'm playing. It's called...
I get it, I get it.
Where did you get the one percent?
You're air quoting around "people."
BILLIE MCEVOY: If you're late when it comes to flying this thing for real,
Just don't go!
I'm non-hypothetically right here.
(QUIETLY) I was just making it up.
-WOMAN: Oh my god, he's taking off his head!