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and you're just too normal.
And when you're not talking, I'm betting you're thinking about talking.
...cos he goes for a whole day, that he's grown-up. God, I love it.
to my Puerto Rican princess.
- I sent them to the dry cleaners. - Oh, Doug!
I gave her the old ice tongue.
in a position my father'd describe as "the jackhammer".
For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican.
So's your face
Now that you've slept with my brother, we're even,
Hey, funny tidbit...
My nephew Ryan is so cute. He's six.
Yes, baby, Molly is attractive, but she doesn't hold a candle
the third day, we both cried, not cos of school,
You leave anything in the ambulance?
- Oh, and I'm never dying. - Oh, God.
That's it.
This is the worst moment of my life.
Elliot, we're in front of Molly's apartment.
Frank, you idiot, your bed's down the hall!
Carries it with him wherever he goes. Never liked the gum, though.
The key here is to not seem desperate.
I got my son Davey a Ken Griffey Jr card.
Pretty well. Nice landing.
Wow.
Since I broke your heart,
At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.
And that's how Molly and I ended up alone on the couch
So's your face
Now I just want to check your pupils, OK?