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- Are you giving birth to a baby?
- Pfft, good luck with that.
Scully, you have a hospital go-bag at your desk, right?
Your shift's over. You're on maternity leave.
- Hey, what's taking so long?
The only man in the room should be the doctor.
- Guys, stop wasting time. Headlamps on!
removed from my abdomen next week.
I gotta go find them.
- Hey, what's the update from OEM
- Well I hope you're prepared to make that phone call.
- Really? Well I'm smelling a lot of jealousy
- Guess that was kind of cool.
I was put on this Earth
My wife is having a baby
Happy now?
is Sergeant Santiago's last day before maternity leave.
- Amy, just make the noise. You're not fooling anybody.
Hey, what happened?
- Wow, what a fun group for this,
in the world than that.
- Hey!
and then the old lady shot a perp
That's perfect. - Okay,
- Right, and they're basically just glorified EMTs
- To protect myself.
- We need to go to a hospital right now.
not trapped in a box, I'll take charge.
As the baby's Chee-Chee-- - Charles, I'm fine,
- Wait, look at this, sir. I think we'll be fine.
It's probably pretty self-explanatory, right?
One, he was vaporized into a being
- It's not gonna happen, Charles.
like some half-Cuban Jimmy Neutron.
- Well the important thing is,
- Yeah, but don't you need to go home and pack some stuff?
- Aw, this ice cream is melting.
and I have to go to the hospital
- What is with you? - I'm sorry.