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- We're dead. - [sighs]
after letting out a fartyou've been holding in all day?
- Ew, no.Hey, any chance
- Oops, I guess it wasn't an air vent.
- This is a medical procedure. Malory: Scented candles?
- [speaking Dri'n]
- Why'd you even open your big mouth, Archer?
[bodies thud]
- Space cowboys, let's ride! [triumphant music]
before you're engaging?
Even my little ocelotbud bailed.
[gunfire]
- This is gonna be tight.
- Well, why do you think they're famous, Lana?
You set them off! How much time we got?
ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999.
to get off this death star-- lowercase "D," lowercase "S"--
- Exactly.
Here's how to say, "Faster, harder."
Archer: Okay, here's the plan:
- That was quick.
Krieger: I can hear you. - Well, I picked up
- Oh, come on, Lana.
You didn't say anything about an alarm!
just because I'm scared of commitment.
Lana: Like now, Pam. Now would have been
Why does it have to be so gross?
It is a hilarious twist of fate.
- Who cares?
who cares about combatting space piracy more than me?
really an important part of running a ship.
Lana will smear her mascara.
[both screaming]
- The whole thing's not a thing!