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Because the bullshit's getting thick. Piranhas?
Boys will be boys, God bless him.
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Daddy said anything I wanted, anything in the store.
She didn't have to take him down and get him embarrassed.
Worse.
You sure? Listen to me, you're something else, man.
- You look good enough to eat. - Say, what is all this?
What the hell is that?
Wonder Wheel.
- I have to? - Well, if you value your job.
You got that, Scoop?
What's wrong? Why the hell did you pick me?
Too bad! Please i'm begging you! stop!
- My lady. - Put this on.
...so there's really no problem... Mr. Bates! Eric!
I'm not gonna say it anymore.
Come on, Shorty. Come on. Watch yourself. Come on.
It was a little bar outside of Amarillo, Texas.
- Let's go play a game. - "Let's go play a game."
- I will draw a bath for you. - Get it ready!
Well, were you?
What did you turn the light on for?
Let's go up there, man, and take a rest.
Come on. Don't, you can't. We've been through too much together.
You're Mr. Brown's...
...so we're gonna start a newspaper. Let's shove off.
I do need you. And I love you.
Oh, God! Has it been a year already?
Please get some pants on before Mr. Bates sees you, okay?
That was my dinner? That was my dinner, Shirley Temple.
"Mommy, I want a Jack Brown wind-up. Suzy's can play basketball.
She's pretty wonderful. Probably what your father would call a pinko.
I've got something to say.
It's all right with me, big man.
- What if I tell your dad? - He doesn't care.
Get your paper! Read all about it!
He has no power. Of course it's people for him.
You'll get yours.
No, as my friend.
Oh. State or federal?
Why? Does it mean anything to you that I don't want to stay?
It Came from the Tub, starring Eric Bates as "It."
Worse.
...difficult morning. - You had a difficult morning?
I love you, Jack.
What do I have to do with him? Take him to Six Flags?
I am talking about, I have pets. I have friends.
Certainly not. Do you want Barkley to take you?
Stuff that pollutes the world. And she loves the underdog.
Put some Alpo coupons in. That's good food.
- My little dove, it's bath time. - I'm busy.
After what I did to your party, I think we're even, okay?
You ruin everything? well you had to laugh at me while you still can
No, he made me do it.
- Can I have some air? - Who are you?
- He's gonna auction off the house. - My parents gave it to me.
Keep your hands up. Protect yourself at all times.
Yeah, it'll irk him.
...doesn't mean you can run one, does it?
...and sort of help us with our son, Eugene?
Propellers.
Barkley!
Dad! Dad!
...to serve a staff luncheon.
Isn't that a magnificent arrangement of dominoes?
- I got it. - Not you. We need a part-time woman.
I mean...
- Let's get them again! - Let's go back for another try.
We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips.
I want to see my friend before he goes to work.
He never loved me.