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We were about to make love. You can join in.
Around here. But the boy...
Jack, you're asking for it again.
I mean, all these people kissing your ass isn't boring?
Two-five is excellent.
Welcome home!
Want to keep an eye on this for me?
I'm Eric Bates!
Patience.
Read about how U.S. Bates found his wife one day...
I was employed... What was I talking about?
Daddy's giving you a lot of money.
Come on over and meet the senator.
Well, Bates came over again and he won me.
- It's your son. - Excuse me.
Come on. Get out!
- Jack. - How about a one-on-one, little man?
- Evening. - Evening. Have a nice evening.
Your hand?
Just to show you that I have a good heart...
There's parking people out front, and they'll laugh.
These old things?
- Senator... - Later, Bates.
Who we gonna tell, God?
I'm waiting.
No, no. Do you see that kid over there?
Tim! Open This Door You Tiny Ninjalino's Brother!
You know what he's gonna say? "Tough titty."
The hard part is loving somebody with your heart.
Let's get out of here!
Come here, man.
- Jack! - What?
Let's get out.
Here's to Cavendish. May his pool game improve.
Feel the ball. Bounce it.
- You, come with me. - You can't pay me enough money!
Jack, your army buddy came to my office today.
My life
You can talk dirty, if you like. I'll jump on top of you.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I need?
Billiards. Take a pole, hit the balls into pockets.
Every weeknight you have to clean the window displays for three hours.
Jack, now we can buy the house!
Hey! Halt.
Old Democrats don't usually support young Liberals.
So get a job and get out, Jack.
Time is money.
I'm going in there because...
The U.S. Bates' house? Clifford, hold it down.
Mr. Bates, sir...
- Clean this up. - Yes, thank you.
Stop making faces. Leave him alone.
You ready?
- That's Fancy Bates. - His daughter?
Let's see, hand, football.
Here's a hat. Now put it on. Let's go!
Do you want me to find him?
Take a look at the newspaper distributed by Eric and Mr. Brown.
Thank you, my lords.
Next year, he'll have two weeks.
Oh, this is great.
She loves to take on chemical companies. Like that.
He was driving down the steps.
The air hockey game. Come on.
Yes, Mr. Morehouse. Jack, we're gonna buy a house!
Nooo
Nobody throws a garden party like U.S. Bates.
alwaythings you wanted to want friends in school? dont have friends in school
Have you ever let your son sit on your lap...
Play bingo or something.
No, my salad.
...and the worst waitress in the bar.
You saved my life. So I guess I owe you one.
I exercise my patience.
I didn't figure your weight in the turn. Great ride, though.
The auction is tomorrow!
Good to see you. How are things going?
You didn't ask me what I'd settle for.
Come on. Get up.
Yeah. No. Instruments? No.
- This is fun, Jack. - Fun?
I'm trying to stop them, but I can't help if you don't have a job.