Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't figure your weight in the turn. Great ride, though.
- That's Fancy Bates. - His daughter?
I'm going in there because...
He was driving down the steps.
Read about how U.S. Bates found his wife one day...
Let's see, hand, football.
The U.S. Bates' house? Clifford, hold it down.
Let's get out.
Hey! Halt.
Let's get out of here!
- Evening. - Evening. Have a nice evening.
...and the worst waitress in the bar.
So get a job and get out, Jack.
We were about to make love. You can join in.
Welcome home!
My life
Two-five is excellent.
There's parking people out front, and they'll laugh.
Patience.
The air hockey game. Come on.
Just to show you that I have a good heart...
Here's a hat. Now put it on. Let's go!
The hard part is loving somebody with your heart.
Do you want me to find him?
Well, Bates came over again and he won me.
Yes, Mr. Morehouse. Jack, we're gonna buy a house!
Have you ever let your son sit on your lap...
You can talk dirty, if you like. I'll jump on top of you.
You know what he's gonna say? "Tough titty."
Yeah. No. Instruments? No.
Time is money.
Thank you, my lords.
Billiards. Take a pole, hit the balls into pockets.
Jack, your army buddy came to my office today.
Here's to Cavendish. May his pool game improve.
No, my salad.
I need?
Old Democrats don't usually support young Liberals.
Come on. Get out!
Take a look at the newspaper distributed by Eric and Mr. Brown.
Nobody throws a garden party like U.S. Bates.
Who we gonna tell, God?
Play bingo or something.
Good to see you. How are things going?
alwaythings you wanted to want friends in school? dont have friends in school
I'm waiting.
- This is fun, Jack. - Fun?
Your hand?
She loves to take on chemical companies. Like that.
- Jack. - How about a one-on-one, little man?
Next year, he'll have two weeks.
Nooo
- Senator... - Later, Bates.
You didn't ask me what I'd settle for.
These old things?
The auction is tomorrow!
I mean, all these people kissing your ass isn't boring?
Daddy's giving you a lot of money.
Come on. Get up.
I exercise my patience.
Stop making faces. Leave him alone.
- Clean this up. - Yes, thank you.
Want to keep an eye on this for me?
No, no. Do you see that kid over there?
Come on over and meet the senator.
Oh, this is great.
- It's your son. - Excuse me.
I was employed... What was I talking about?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You ready?
I'm trying to stop them, but I can't help if you don't have a job.
Jack, you're asking for it again.
I'm Eric Bates!
Tim! Open This Door You Tiny Ninjalino's Brother!
Around here. But the boy...
You saved my life. So I guess I owe you one.
Come here, man.
Every weeknight you have to clean the window displays for three hours.
Jack, now we can buy the house!
Feel the ball. Bounce it.
- Jack! - What?
- You, come with me. - You can't pay me enough money!
Mr. Bates, sir...