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Yeah, but the guys at school say...
We had a deal.
He says I'm sexy and he loves the chicken.
- You're not gonna win. - Lf you win, you can go home with pay.
Propellers? Is that what they were?
Of all the things in the store, you wanted a friend?
Goodbye! I want my clothes!
- $3000. - I wonder if Eric knows...
You wanna use your father's press to print our newspaper?
I'll do that. You can eat them.
Not just about Daddy, but everything else that's wrong.
Yes, the laundry room. Why don't you just follow me?
Are you gonna do that every time?
He doesn't care his son is a quitter?
"Jack Brown Sold Out Today to U.S. Bates, as Expected."
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
A federal case? Maybe we ought to run a little party for the senator.
...if we eat some vegetables, some starch and some meat.
He fired a man because he had sweaty hands?
And he said, "You let that black man serve."
No. The job. I'll tell you what to do. Just a moment.
I have a job. Writing a book is a job.
...that I didn't drown?
...I'll give you a ticket for some mouthwash, because you got halitosis.
Very pleased to meet you.
...that I either do what he wants or I can look for another job.
I haven't finished the book. When I do, I'll get the money.
Well, U.S. Was on his way home from Colorado, visiting Numero Two.
you know why youve got friends and girlfriends, and you must believe
And he gave me new hair.
Get a job! Get a job! Get a job!
No. Running away, what is that?
I've had enough of this.
There you go. Good boy.
No! I will not!
I'm not kidding you! There are piranhas in there.
You've got the key? Why didn't you tell me?
- I've got to talk to you. - But I'm busy.
- Come on now. The water's ready. - No!
- What am I supposed to do? - How do you turn off this machine?
Kids will holler for me. They won't want no teddy bears like you.
But I want you to do what's right.
Mr. Brown...
- Let's do something interesting. - Watch this.
- I'm U.S. Bates' toy. I'm not stoned. - Let's play. Get off the phone!
She's in a loony bin in Colorado Springs.
No, now Jack... Daddy, we were...
- Or something we don't even sell. - We sell everything.
That's what I've done to myself. I sold out to Morehouse, you know?
You want to be ready, right?
- How are you, U. S? - Pretty good.
- I was employed by an English lord. - Lord who, sir?
I hope it'll start a trend to solve the unemployment situation.
She was a little-bitty thing.
- There's a party about to happen. - Thank you.
I've got the key.
No. This is my house.
"Dad, I haven't seen you in a while! I wanna sit on your lap!"
Mine had four eggs on it.
We have stupid parties with them all the time.
Jack, Master Bates!
Let loose of me.
I am Swiss. I know nothing! Oh, Eric!
And you have a lot of hair on your lip.
You mean, physically?
Now tell me something. Are you brown all over?
To aggravate you and me, I say.
I'd settle for $400 and a job on The Bugle.
She was the newest, the youngest...
I'll show him how to do an interview...
Well, I'm just gonna take a shower, U.S.
I got 16 plants, and my lady.
Go see the people in Mr. Bates' newspaper.
- Move it! - I'll get you!
If they knew it was a fundraiser, we'd be alone.
I'm the king of ghetto hockey. You ain't gonna beat me.
I'm so sorry. Thank you very much.
Are you crazy?
What morning crew?
- You'll like him. - I'm crazy about him.
...had a bit of luck and he won a herd of cattle.
It's really something.
please, let me go! dont hurt me!
Mr. Bates, please don't shoot me!
When you grow up, you'll control South Central Louisiana.