Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You show them, Jack!
I may be a bastard, Mr. Bates, but l...
...if Eric blows his nose, you wipe it.
I think you're trouble. Mr. Bates doesn't want any trouble.
He's in trouble!
Probably.
How was the flight?
- Boring. - Boring?
This is light. Thank you.
- Meet you later. - My room is the second door...
Okay, son. I'll see you.
What the...!
Come on, man.
He...
I'm glad you're here. We're gonna have a wonderful week.
It's about Eric.
Six Flags? Delta Queen? New Orleans?
Why? I don't want to be in the picture.
Come on. No.
I forbid you! Oh, God!
I only have the boy for one week a year.
Do I have to stay? I'm an accountant. Will he exceed his credit?
This is better than Disneyland. You know that?
Be ready. Somebody get Matoussac.
...if you don't make it with a girl a week, you'll go nuts.
And don't worry about your thing.
This box.
There isn't any job on the paper.
That's me. What do you want?
Bring them down. We'll barbecue them.
We're not getting back in the bus.
I'm sorry, U.S. Goes back to you.
- Piranhas are South American. - I'm not going in there.
- No! No! - Put me down!
That's U.S., not "you ass."
The Bugle. They aren't hiring any blacks.
...get rid of him.
That's all right, Roberts. Oh, Mr. Brown!
And we'd sorta do a practice run on you.
Eric, you're too big to bathe with another naked man!
Just a minute, my friend. I'm gonna take your picture for the paper.
It's only a fault in the electrical system, I'm sure.
That's not an ashtray, you asshole.
Yeah, but... I love her with my heart.
- She sues people? - Like in court.
I want you to take me.
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You haven't even been to the zoo.
Mr. Bates'll get a lot of mileage out of that photo.
...all you gotta do is look at me.
I forgot it was his week.
How are the boys?
In that order. Not all the vegetables at one time.
Somebody going to your school?
Gil! Open This Door You Human Bubble Guppy!
- Race you up to the top of the hill. - Okay.
You want to live to be 10? Do you?
Pointing at me. What's he telling them?
Writing a book is a cop-out, Jack. Now get a job.
You told me you were good. I believe you...
Your dinner.
- You guys are serious! - No jive.
You don't dump stuff on their head.
You said anything in the store. Well, he was in the store.
I just wanted you all to see what U.S. Bought his boy today.
I said, take your pants down. Right here. Right now.
- The kid needs a shrink. - I agree with you.
Good morning, U.S.
...will say what I want them to say...
Duck, you suckers!