Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...you'd suggest I pay you what I pay my reporters for a week.
Hit the button on the left of the drawer.
- You want me to go with him? - Lf you wouldn't mind.
...in my office, now.
- Yes, well, bye-bye. - Bye-bye, sir.
Truth, justice and the American way do not work for me, okay?
- Why not? - Because he's a person.
Heaven forbid! You just tell him no, you ass.
Why don't you call her?
- I'll see you in 10 years. - 10 years? Who needs it then?
Here you go. Read this paper.
Probably a short-circuited wire or something.
I've had it! I've had it with you!
- What if I don't want to be? - You can't do much about it.
And don't forget to focus. Okay?
What are you doing in there?
- Should we do something? - What else can go wrong?
Because it's goodbye for you guys.
Me too. Let's go fishing.
Federal. Now where's that limey of yours with the bourbon?
I thought three weeks with that shrink would do.
You know, we could tell. We could get even.
Can I say something to you? I admire your moral fiber.
why are you mad at me?
I'm taking over all of the stores next Christmas.
I'm Honey Russell, the D.A.'s wife.
Were you ever a thief?
Take your pants down.
He was pushy, Eric. He insisted on shaking hands with your father.
I love you!
Eric, how many of those papers did you hand out?
- That's me. - Miss Jackie Brown.
Off the record?
Me, the wind-up asshole. Yes, that's me.
...wobbling on platform sandals.
Its open-mindedness.
What's she like?
You, your father and me gotta be the strangest people on earth.
because what i said! you understand my boy?
Does Fancy have to come to Six Flags with us?
Thank you, Jack. Thank you.
- What is your hourly rate? - I don't have...
- Where you going? - Home.
And then I want them shredded.
It's exactly like Cinderella.
Attention, Jack Brown and Master Bates.
He's just used to getting his own way.
...I am living proof.
A fellow called Lord Cavendish. He met this fellow Bates.
You can't arrest me. My name is...
Okay, pilgrim.
Can I take your photo?
What do you do with your...
I'm sorry. I was bragging. You liked for me to brag on you.
What's so dangerous about...
$10,000? For a week or the rest of my life?
Mr. Brown, maybe I could use your talents on The Bugle.
Here we go!
One week with me, one week with you.
Why won't anybody tell me?
You think that's funny? What do you think of this?
Shut up before I let you go.
I'm gonna kill you.
You're very strong for a little lady.
- Ready for what? - Black experience.
I assume, Brown, you know the penalties for libel?
Sir? Sir? Did you read that paper?
I'm doing it myself! I'm doing it myself!
If y'all want one for your children, we're taking orders...
- Ones that owe you and ones you owe. - I've heard enough about Jack.
Man, no jive. This is... That's good.
- See you, Eric. Thanks very much. - You're welcome.
ok then, have a nice day you too
You have to deal with reality.
I can be a part-time woman. I'm a part-time woman.
it was an accident, all right? i swear i ruin everything!
- What did he say? - What a great man.
He's real cute too and I want to pinch his nose."
How disgusting for him to force himself into my room. Go to bed!
- I wasn't aware that we sold them. - I wanted you to know...
- On the left. - I'm Eric Bates! Put me down!
No tigers, leopards, lions, rabbits.
You never even touched water.
Tell her you're from the Bates Millionaire Club.
Hold those while I get in. Bless your heart. Good luck to you. Thank you.
This is Eric. Eric, he has agreed.
She's very litigious.
You'll learn the hard way, laddie.
- I'm not kidding! - "I want my clothes! I'm not kidding!"
What is he saying?