Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, say something.
I mistakenly thought you might want them.
Come on, people, now
I've got something to show you.
an unusual person...
"songs l've never heard, but I move anyway.
of one hundred things to do with your body...
There are some problems with it.
You are.
I heard it last night.
It's the troublemakers.
Are you running in the streets?
Never been better.
Mr. Chavez? Luis Chavez?
Yes, the "eat me, beat me" lady is back.
There you are, Mr. Deavski.
I mean, go nuts!
would love it if I would call up the "eat me, beat me" lady...
So I guess you're not going on tonight.
So unreal.
Sure you can talk.
He comes on every night at 10:00.
I don't know.
you're so fearless.
"How to Talk Dirty and lnfluence People"...
I say flogging and flagellation for Miss Creswood!
- What's wrong with this school? - Control yourself.
six, five, four...
He goes to Humphrey.
That smug Paige Woodward...
No. It's outside.
Paige, you were a model student.
nothing good comes easily-- no pain, no gain.
Of course, some of you are probably thinking...
Oh, yes. D- D-David Deaver
Maybe we should pause for station identification.
Are you on drugs?
It's OK. You don't have to talk.
Mark, can you hear us?
Listen.
Look, the girls here, they're different.
Mark, unlock the door.
Well, come here.
Make them think you're crazy.
"Cheryl refuses to accept suggestions...
and started files on them. Why?
No. Just send me stuff at Box 2710...
I know you-- not your name, but your game.
Are you listening?
She sure is.
Bye, Mark.
but at least pain is real.
I know it hurts.
I was afraid you'd be mad I interrupted Mark's homework.
? ?
I'm in jail
Her dad was unthrilled.
prepares to broadcast anonymously from somewhere...
Please go and sit!
"and they disappeared from the face of the Earth."
the rule of the mob.
Hallelujah!
Going to send a letter to one of your friends back east?
See? I have to take care of it.
Know what I'm saying?
because lately, every time I give advice...
Well, it's not exactly the best school in the district.
Yeah, well, you make me nuts.
and try to talk.
She was so happy, she said thank you.
l've just been going through the motions of being perfect...
Enjoy.
Before I introduce the rest of our speakers--
That's all right. I still love my work.
It's criminal, and I'm suspending you.
unknowingly supplying me with my phone feed.
to amaze and disgust the insatiable Hard Harry, huh?
Admit what
Who do we have out there tonight?
"because I can't face tomorrow...
"I find Cheryl..."
And don't forget-- your file is under review.
I love it. They just put me on hold.
Do you know who he is?
I am under siege.
Guidance counselors.
Chillin' at the corner this one time
Can I get an autograph?
What did they do to you?
Any good?
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car
I'm sorry, Malcolm.
Here. Plug it in.
Yes!
Cool at the party, you're runnin' a line
I don't even care-- No, just leave it alone!
which is probably the worst thing that can happen...
Don't be embarrassed of your talent.
Oh, my God.
and no one to look up to.
lt really bugs me.
Now, before we begin...
and state and local officials still have little idea...
all you nice people...
Saved by the bell.
Oh, jeez, my harmonizer.
What do you say to young people who look around at the world...
Whoa, Nellie! Whoa!
"but you're no ordinary criminal.
I want a list of every student with relatives on the staff.
And my voice be still
At least pain is real.
I can't talk to you people.
Certainly, some of them got to be cool.
Stop!
Excuse me, everyone.
You know? I mean, think about it.