Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.

Well, sleep tight, Cheryl.

Make them think you might snap! They think you've got attitude?

Can you direct me to the office?

ethical situations...

Shit. Don't just sit there, man. Run!

of the lowest common denominator...

You just hold on a minute there

It's painful to lose someone.

That little lech.

Yo, I'm D-D-David Deaver

Don't worry. I'm not going to bust you or anything.

Don't worry. I'm not gonna blow up the kitchen.

Me and Radio Shack.

that nothing is more important than a good education?

Do you have it with you?

God, I feel so out of touch here.

"until there was nothing left of them...

Those kids had rights.

Oh, God, come on.

What do your parents think about this?

I believe with everything that's in me...

Not too much, no.

We don't believe you, Donald.

face the music...

Who-- who-- who is this

I can't believe it.

on the mysterious disappearances of some of our students.

All right, so I'll pick you up after yearbook?

Tennis team's throwing a party tonight.

I mean, high school is the bottom.

Open the goddamn door!

I know I'm into guys, but...

You hear about some kid, did something stupid--

"I don't care what. Just do it.

Is that a beer?

They say I'm disturbed.

How come it wins all of these awards...

Yeah, you got it, folks.

Then why not do something crazy?

Leading with your heart, not your mind.

fresh from several educational triumphs...

Someone who has no interest in education.

and Happy Harry Hard-on was born.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode.

We're all disturbed, and if we're not, why not?

I'm head of guidance...

Look, I don't know anything...

No, honey, of course not. We think you're perfect.

That just comes with having eyes, with having ears.

Another thing to remember about suicide...

Oh, my God, this is the biggest.

The man I married loved his work, not power and money.

I sent this from myself.

Is that your tape? Whose tape is this?

Maybe he's not that crazy, Dad.

You owe twenty-five cents.

Jan, this is no laughing matter.

which means the receiver could be in any house...

Here's a song from my close personal buddies back east--

Hi, you're on the air...

He sounds like a chronic masturbator.

Maybe we're just crazy.

And remember... I can smell a lie like a fart in a car

Would you cut that thing, please?

from deep in the smoke at Hubert Humphrey High.

Turn the speaker system.

No, Brian, everything is under control.

You don't have to say anything...

just kind of hang out...

guidance counselor extraordinaire...

Hector Garcia...

I think it's time to bring in the feds.

I'm pretty confused.

We're doing a piece on high schools.

Now, they're saying I shouldn't think stuff like this.

And I don't want you to look too sleepy, you know?

Shep Sheppard reporting live from Paradise Hills, Arizona.

Selling pretzels, Donald?

"Is there life after high school...

"I share a room with my older brother.

in the decision to expel Cheryl Biggs.

lt seems to me these things were already here.

Put it on my desk.

And I really, really don't give a damn

Why can't I fall in love

All right. Back down to business.

I'm just thinking how strong people can be...