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The nearest thing to a salute on this post is the camp mutt,
Maybe you could bring the plague back homejust to get things started again.
Nurse, is everybody around here crazy?
but I have never swilled.
I have got oak leaves on my shoulders.
Until then, you‘re going to do nothing?
there will be a special ceremony in the mess hall...
Hopefully, never, but if! have to, I figure around 3:00 am.
But let me say this,
Ofcourse, his chest is still bleeding,
You‘re a little late, General. I‘ll deal you in next hand.
Is your hand broken? Get that cigar out ofyour hand.
—Asmalljoke. —Almost stillborn.
— That‘s a $35,000 house and two cars. - Uh-huh.
Sir?
Why do you keep handing me the wrong instruments?
He‘ll be in charge ofall surgical situations.
I put a tube in him, and I‘m watching him very carefully.
Oh, I wasjust, uh, fixing this cut I have on my head.
You haven‘t heard the last ofthis.
— Twaddle. — Watch your language, Frank,
What about rank?
and his pulse and his pressure should be stabilized.
I‘d like to win this pot while I‘m young enough to enjoy it.
Oh, Margaret. [Sobbing]
How would you like a land mine up your moustache?
— Can you hold on for a second? — Sure, no sweat.