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- My culture! - Yeah, fool!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Man! Forget y’all!
All the way from Malibu, B-Rad. Give it up for B-Rad.
B-Rad G's in the hizzy.
Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass.
All the time.
Tiz-ziz-ails!
Oh, so you know my moms?
Tell me somethin I don't know
What is this? Is this some sort of rap initiation?
Hey, young Dre You got cornrows in your hair
1H ain’t got shit on me!
I won't let you do it, Tec.
Bloodbath and Tree They be beatin ' on me
Okay, okay, I'm cool. I understand. Just tell me who it is.
Welcome to the Nines, baby. Only way out now is in a box.
Only way out…is in a box
- Sorry, sir. - Damn.
He ain't paying.
- When you set this thing up yesterday. - I thought you set it up.
Hey, yo, traffic, traffic Lookin ' for my Chap Stick
You mean, besides the fact that I just been harpooned?
And if the Asiatic give you any static, hit the fool with this right here.
- Yo. - Man, I told you I didn't have...
You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself!
Damn, man! I said I can’t afford it!
We need to brainstorm on how I get my job back.
Most folk only feel comfortable around folk that's the same as them.
...but it's just a joke, okay? So please don't shoot me?
Brad, you okay?
- What you doing? - Teach this white girl a lesson!
My bad. I'm just trying to help you out.
- Hi. Bill Gluckman, running for governor. - We know who you are, fool.
It's the wild, wild west Up here in these streets
- God, is he okay? - Oh, he's in excellent hands.
Damn! Why won’t anybody believe me?
Bill weeping...
...Malibu.
Call Cyco. Tell him to bring it all down. We're gonna have ourself a party tonight.
- Come here, boo. - Come on.
Let's find our common ground. I was trying to keep the peace.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here every day!
Say one more line imma have to smoke myself!
Come on, Taye. Don't laugh, motherf* * * *r!
Feeling Froggy Then? LEAP!
I’ll buy y’all cars
I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie, I'm a entrepreneur.
Great. Fine.
Materials.
All right, let me get this straight.
Damn, fool! I said kiss! I offered you a snack, not the whole kitchen!
Hey, what the hell? Hey, what up, cuz?
Yeah yeah Tell me something I don't know
And I was wondering...
None of them know how hardcore it is up in Malibu.
- Shut up and move. Move him! - All right.
- What can we do, doctor? - I don't know.
Yoo To be honest
- Shondra just did it for me. - Yeah, I see that.
Don't be hatin' on the D-Max Ron
The deputy's reaction to florida shooter
- The streets. - Which streets?
You the only person that accepted me for who I really am.
It is time to #WalkAway and #BLexit #latinasforMAGA #latinosforTrump
- You want next? - Let a homeboy get some action.
Come on.
Is that a freakin musket?!
- This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal. - Stop it!
Your mama so ugly José Eber won't even do her hair.
- I really can't believe that! - Those improv classes are paying off.
"I Guess I Never Thought Of It Like That Before."
Nothing to do but keep it real and be proud of who you are.
Get your big ass up! Move!
Well, then if Tec is real, then this gat must be real.
Hello?
- Let's go! - Let's dip!
What's up, baby? How you doing, man? I got something for you.
...for G-A-M-E.
Mmw
Gladys?
Hell, yes, chickenhead! I need a location on license plate D-SHIZNIT.
- Damn straight. - That if I follow my dreams...
Me waking my kids up for their first day of homeschool
I’ll call you. Or better yet, I’ll holler
- Say what? - Bill Gluckman won't deal with criminals.
- We're in. - Good.
Fact is, unless we do something now, Brad is going to cost us this election.
Yo, that is some hardcore shnizit.
Tell me something I don’t know
Man, check this out. I got something for his ass.
Hey!
Your hair looks great.
I'm looking for a location of the license number D-SHIZNIT.
Thank you for your questions. Unfortunately, we are out of time today.
Right now it's just a demo.
Oh, really?
Compton. You?
- Do you all have a locker? - Man, come on. You a rapper?
You see, friends...
IT IS YUM YUM
- Oh, my God! - It's a jack!
But what if we give him a little dose of reality?
Pound it.
Keep the change.
Thank you. All right.
Y'all gonna be real sorry, the both of you.
- Who you calling a ho, ho? - You, ho!