Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Say what? - Bill Gluckman won't deal with criminals.
Let's find our common ground. I was trying to keep the peace.
Yo, that is some hardcore shnizit.
- Damn straight. - That if I follow my dreams...
IT IS YUM YUM
- Come here, boo. - Come on.
It is time to #WalkAway and #BLexit #latinasforMAGA #latinosforTrump
The deputy's reaction to florida shooter
Damn, fool! I said kiss! I offered you a snack, not the whole kitchen!
Great. Fine.
- I really can't believe that! - Those improv classes are paying off.
And if the Asiatic give you any static, hit the fool with this right here.
What is this? Is this some sort of rap initiation?
Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass.
- My culture! - Yeah, fool!
- Do you all have a locker? - Man, come on. You a rapper?
But what if we give him a little dose of reality?
It's the wild, wild west Up here in these streets
- When you set this thing up yesterday. - I thought you set it up.
Tell me somethin I don't know
Hey, what the hell? Hey, what up, cuz?
"I Guess I Never Thought Of It Like That Before."
Damn! Why won’t anybody believe me?
Tell me something I don’t know
- You want next? - Let a homeboy get some action.
None of them know how hardcore it is up in Malibu.
- This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal. - Stop it!
Damn, man! I said I can’t afford it!
Fact is, unless we do something now, Brad is going to cost us this election.
Oh, so you know my moms?
Well, then if Tec is real, then this gat must be real.
I won't let you do it, Tec.
Okay, okay, I'm cool. I understand. Just tell me who it is.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Get your big ass up! Move!
- Let's go! - Let's dip!
- The streets. - Which streets?
Thank you for your questions. Unfortunately, we are out of time today.
Thank you. All right.
Call Cyco. Tell him to bring it all down. We're gonna have ourself a party tonight.
Hell, yes, chickenhead! I need a location on license plate D-SHIZNIT.
- Shut up and move. Move him! - All right.
Nothing to do but keep it real and be proud of who you are.
Hey, young Dre You got cornrows in your hair
- God, is he okay? - Oh, he's in excellent hands.
- Hi. Bill Gluckman, running for governor. - We know who you are, fool.
- Shondra just did it for me. - Yeah, I see that.
What's up, baby? How you doing, man? I got something for you.
B-Rad G's in the hizzy.
Is that a freakin musket?!
Brad, you okay?
We need to brainstorm on how I get my job back.
...Malibu.
Your hair looks great.
Only way out…is in a box
I'm looking for a location of the license number D-SHIZNIT.
Gladys?
Keep the change.
Hello?
Materials.
Yeah yeah Tell me something I don't know
Hey, yo, traffic, traffic Lookin ' for my Chap Stick
Y'all gonna be real sorry, the both of you.
- We're in. - Good.
Hey!
Come on, Taye. Don't laugh, motherf* * * *r!
We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here every day!
Compton. You?
- Oh, my God! - It's a jack!
Yoo To be honest
Say one more line imma have to smoke myself!
Welcome to the Nines, baby. Only way out now is in a box.
Man! Forget y’all!
All right, let me get this straight.
...for G-A-M-E.
You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself!
And I was wondering...
Tiz-ziz-ails!
- What you doing? - Teach this white girl a lesson!
- Who you calling a ho, ho? - You, ho!
All the way from Malibu, B-Rad. Give it up for B-Rad.
- What can we do, doctor? - I don't know.
Feeling Froggy Then? LEAP!
...but it's just a joke, okay? So please don't shoot me?
Man, check this out. I got something for his ass.
Bloodbath and Tree They be beatin ' on me
Pound it.
- Sorry, sir. - Damn.
Come on.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
Your mama so ugly José Eber won't even do her hair.
He ain't paying.
1H ain’t got shit on me!
Most folk only feel comfortable around folk that's the same as them.
Me waking my kids up for their first day of homeschool
I’ll buy y’all cars
You mean, besides the fact that I just been harpooned?
- Yo. - Man, I told you I didn't have...
Oh, really?
You the only person that accepted me for who I really am.
All the time.
You see, friends...
Mmw
I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie, I'm a entrepreneur.
My bad. I'm just trying to help you out.
I’ll call you. Or better yet, I’ll holler
Bill weeping...
Don't be hatin' on the D-Max Ron
Right now it's just a demo.