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Add a biatch and I think you got it !
If Mr. Governor wants to see his punk bitch baby boy alive again...
RUN bitch RUN! He gon' Kill you!
- We've got that queued up. - Yes, we do. Over here, please.
I can rap about anything.
I thought that would have worked. Weird.
This is my ghetto. The mall.
KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!
- How's the Brad project going? - Smooth. He's in South Central.
It's been brought
- Who this? - No deal.
...I can convince them to let you go. - But I'm being myself!
- I might not have all the money right now. - Are you playing me?
I run things around here.
Yo yo yo I ain't laughed that hard in a long long time for real
Run
- Shotgun! - Yo, Deuce, shut him up.
I offered you a snack not the whole kitchen
- I'm gonna call you Mothra. - What?
Listen, I made a lot of mistakes. I know that. I'm not proud of myself.
...and you never cared to find out.
- Because the white man... - Okay, thank you, Bloodbath and Tree.
This ain't no picnic bitch!
Here he is, right here, y'all. The man of the hour! Bill Gluckman, y'all!
Oh, I didn't know anything about that. You gotta believe me.
Mr. Amerislani.
- So how'd you get to be so down? - Shoot, girl.
Terrific popcorn.
This fool is crazy! I cannot deal with this shit.
He did time in public school!
I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real or I'm gonna beat that ass to the curb!
See, this that shit. Think you're better than me.
- I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake. - I'm from the Pasadena Playhouse.
- Where's B-Rad at? - I haven't seen a thing. Haven't seen him.
Right, I like that!
- Did you buy my rage? - No. You're indicating.
What the hell?!
Peep my tat
- Damn! Damn! - You done did it now.
I got mad love for the man, but he's old-school.
Good thing I've been down with the brizzown all my life
YOU MUST BE OUT YOUR RABID ASS MIND!
WE CAN’T THEY TOO STRAPPED!
Where you reside?
- This ain't Malibu. - Represent.
- Don't you talk about my mama. - L'll talk all I want.
We got your rich Gluckman ass now, punk.
Yo Michelle Feelin' froggy?
It's Black History Month. You out your rabbit-ass mind?
All this mayhem is rumored to have been caused...
- Hey, where you going, man? - I need to take a drive.
Is that a freaking musket?
You do what you have to do. We'll do what we have to do.
No problem, ladies. Okay, bye-bye.
Hold up, y'all! Before anybody ices anybody, I got something to say.
I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all!
- It might just scare the black out of him. - Excuse me?
Okay, feeling the love.
Okay, Sandy. Bye.
Don’t be hating I knew my rhymes was dope
You want us to scare this kid into acting like a little white boy again?
That car is on the corner of McKinley and 82nd Street.
Much love.
...women are going to have better health care.
Let me school you on something. Help us both stay alive.
- Right now? - I'm just trying to help a brother out.
How to say you from culpeper Without saying u from culpeper
What you doing here, son?
Say one mo line and I’m gonna have to smoke myself
- I gotta. - You don't gotta.
- Go! - Okay, sir.
- Here's your chance! - I am improving myself, fool!
Hey, yo, player. Your pops called, and you know what he said?
Let's go!
What do you do about it?
I think you want to share.
- You mean have Brad actually go there? - Exactly.
There you go.
You see?
Whatever. Look, I did what you asked. I want my money.
Don't be hatin'!!
I appreciate that.
Know what my mom would do?
Say, y'all His little wienie's so small
...or what crew you're rolling with...
...fired his weapons with wanton disregard for life or personal property.
- Look at the little busta. - Little busta.
LIKE WHEN THE PUBLIC BE ALL UP ON YOUR PRIVATE TENNIS COURT
- Do me this one favor. - You are the driver. I am the shooter!
- Taquayzsha? - Or Nahojay.
I’m down
I just been kidnapped, carjacked and hands tied behind my back.
Stick to the plan yo!
Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore up in here.
But they were cool. No gun to head, never scream.
- BET. - What?
- Pit bull puppies, fool! - And they mean too.
I said I got the couch, man. Damn!
- Why you down, dog? - I'm a failure.
- Where you fixing to drive to? - I think today's a good day to die.
- What's going on with your boyfriend? - I'd love to kick it with you...
...shiznit?
White Kong
You think this a joke, wigga? You think this a joke?
Peep my stilo.