Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm gonna call you Mothra. - What?
It's been brought
...shiznit?
I think you want to share.
- Do me this one favor. - You are the driver. I am the shooter!
- This ain't Malibu. - Represent.
Yo yo yo I ain't laughed that hard in a long long time for real
- Here's your chance! - I am improving myself, fool!
I run things around here.
- How's the Brad project going? - Smooth. He's in South Central.
I said I got the couch, man. Damn!
That car is on the corner of McKinley and 82nd Street.
- Because the white man... - Okay, thank you, Bloodbath and Tree.
What the hell?!
- BET. - What?
Say, y'all His little wienie's so small
Hold up, y'all! Before anybody ices anybody, I got something to say.
- Taquayzsha? - Or Nahojay.
- Who this? - No deal.
Listen, I made a lot of mistakes. I know that. I'm not proud of myself.
There you go.
...or what crew you're rolling with...
If Mr. Governor wants to see his punk bitch baby boy alive again...
Whatever. Look, I did what you asked. I want my money.
Yo Michelle Feelin' froggy?
...women are going to have better health care.
You do what you have to do. We'll do what we have to do.
- Hey, where you going, man? - I need to take a drive.
Here he is, right here, y'all. The man of the hour! Bill Gluckman, y'all!
Add a biatch and I think you got it !
We got your rich Gluckman ass now, punk.
What you doing here, son?
Peep my tat
- Did you buy my rage? - No. You're indicating.
...I can convince them to let you go. - But I'm being myself!
Oh, I didn't know anything about that. You gotta believe me.
- Shotgun! - Yo, Deuce, shut him up.
Peep my stilo.
LIKE WHEN THE PUBLIC BE ALL UP ON YOUR PRIVATE TENNIS COURT
- Damn! Damn! - You done did it now.
- What's going on with your boyfriend? - I'd love to kick it with you...
What do you do about it?
You think this a joke, wigga? You think this a joke?
- Where you fixing to drive to? - I think today's a good day to die.
Run
- I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake. - I'm from the Pasadena Playhouse.
- Don't you talk about my mama. - L'll talk all I want.
How to say you from culpeper Without saying u from culpeper
You see?
...fired his weapons with wanton disregard for life or personal property.
- You mean have Brad actually go there? - Exactly.
This is my ghetto. The mall.
White Kong
You want us to scare this kid into acting like a little white boy again?
Okay, feeling the love.
I thought that would have worked. Weird.
Is that a freaking musket?
RUN bitch RUN! He gon' Kill you!
No problem, ladies. Okay, bye-bye.
- Why you down, dog? - I'm a failure.
I’m down
- Where's B-Rad at? - I haven't seen a thing. Haven't seen him.
Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore up in here.
Hey, yo, player. Your pops called, and you know what he said?
Don't be hatin'!!
- So how'd you get to be so down? - Shoot, girl.
Much love.
He did time in public school!
All this mayhem is rumored to have been caused...
- Look at the little busta. - Little busta.
- We've got that queued up. - Yes, we do. Over here, please.
Let me school you on something. Help us both stay alive.
Terrific popcorn.
I appreciate that.
- I gotta. - You don't gotta.
This fool is crazy! I cannot deal with this shit.
KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!
I can rap about anything.
I got mad love for the man, but he's old-school.
Mr. Amerislani.
Don’t be hating I knew my rhymes was dope
WE CAN’T THEY TOO STRAPPED!
Know what my mom would do?
I offered you a snack not the whole kitchen
But they were cool. No gun to head, never scream.
- Pit bull puppies, fool! - And they mean too.
Let's go!
I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real or I'm gonna beat that ass to the curb!
See, this that shit. Think you're better than me.
- Right now? - I'm just trying to help a brother out.
Okay, Sandy. Bye.
...and you never cared to find out.
Stick to the plan yo!
- It might just scare the black out of him. - Excuse me?
Good thing I've been down with the brizzown all my life
I just been kidnapped, carjacked and hands tied behind my back.
This ain't no picnic bitch!
- I might not have all the money right now. - Are you playing me?
I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all!
- Go! - Okay, sir.
It's Black History Month. You out your rabbit-ass mind?
Where you reside?
Right, I like that!
YOU MUST BE OUT YOUR RABID ASS MIND!
Say one mo line and I’m gonna have to smoke myself