Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mercedes-Benz, may I help you?
Right.
You need to do this.
I ain’t never thought of it like that
You know when I was saying earlier, in the car, about being a player and all?
And I must say out of all the mommies I seen
Not battling no bitch Just fucking yours
Yeah, man. They got the Glocks, the Tec-9s, the Uzis.
When you said, This is no picnic, bitch, I screamed on the inside like one.
- You want some of this crotch? - Yeah, he does.
You'll get the rest of your money when Richie Cunningham walks in my door.
And women will have better jobs!
- Sometimes I get backed up, I gotta poop - Stop. Stop it!
I don't know, baby.
Nah I got bookface...
Bling bling!
Popopopopopo with old spice
I'm a lyrisologist.
Hadji?
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A security camera captured incredible footage...
- Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like. - Don't lie to me.
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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
When them taxes hit And I’m
Damn Joel Sauza! these special effects is bomb!
Let's set it off. What's it gonna be, Saltine? Heads or tail?
Malibu.
- Let's bounce. - All right.
- Fool, put your hands behind your back. - Behind the back.
...I can achieve true happiness? - Word.
I ain’t never thought of it like that
They just don't understand you.
- Ain't he down? - Yeah, Bloodbath. You down, fool.
That was off the hinges!
This ain't no picnic, bitch!
How this whole thing is fake. The stickup, the kidnap, the whole nizzy.
- How'd it go with Dr. Feldman? - Great.
All right. I'm sick of playing game with you, snowflake!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
As I was growing up, my parents and me couldn 't communicate.
Dang, way back in the day.
- L'll do it myself. Pull the trigger! - Get him!
See that? I know how to get the party started!
You just gotta stick with it and be yourself.
Goddamn, that hurts like a motherfick!
This hardcore gangster, believed to be the notorious White Kong...
- Hadji, how about you? - I couldn't get much, yo. Just this.
- I love you, Sean. - I love you too.
Don't kill him though, Bloodbath!
- Four. - Don't do it, Bloodbath!
This is the hood this is the ghetto This Greenspoint niggas niggas out here erryday
Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots...
Bitch! Give me it.
- Play that. - Yeah, girl.
She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you, once Mothra gets set up, boy...
Right. Right.
Oh, my God!
Up in his ish You know they keep it real...
If You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself!!!!
Hey, Bradley's been involved in a gang shooting.
We're gonna take it to an entirely different level.
Don’t do it, bloodbath
This is exactly what we ordered?
- Get my money. - Fine. I can arrange that, but...
I was just fooling.
Lol
Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!
- Playa... - Y'all got some Will Smith back there?
You heard me, you half-stepping, moist-ass bitch!
- Don't look at me! - Come on!
- What you got? - Never mind.
Pull.
- Then it's real. This whole thing is real! - Stop moving.
Go Gluck yourself!
- A grand. - We're paying a grand.
...and run this thizzang, but I got business back in Bu...
What's the theme of your bar mitzvah? Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes?
Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing! He straight-up trick.
Word
IS THAT A FREAKING MUSKET?
And I must say, of all the mommies that I been with...
Well stop complaining BITCH!!!
- The chickens be out the coop. - Enjoy, ladies.
Hey, homes! What's up?
Sleep? He's shooting the hell out of South Central. Let's go get him.
Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat, represizzent.
Instead of thinking about what set we're from, what crew you're rolling with...
Oh so you know my Moms?
Take this exit!
- I think I'm gonna throw up. - Get in the back seat, fool!
...drugs...
This is not how they do it on American Idol.
I didn't say that.
- Thank you. - Oh, for real.
- Who do you think you are? - I'm B-Rad G from 'Bu. Represent.
And seeing how my foot is real, this would really hurt.