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Take this exit!
Oh so you know my Moms?
- What you got? - Never mind.
Pull.
Not battling no bitch Just fucking yours
- Play that. - Yeah, girl.
Hey, Bradley's been involved in a gang shooting.
Dang, way back in the day.
Right.
- Get my money. - Fine. I can arrange that, but...
This hardcore gangster, believed to be the notorious White Kong...
When them taxes hit And I’m
Oh, my God!
And seeing how my foot is real, this would really hurt.
You'll get the rest of your money when Richie Cunningham walks in my door.
I ain’t never thought of it like that
You heard me, you half-stepping, moist-ass bitch!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- A grand. - We're paying a grand.
I'm a lyrisologist.
Sleep? He's shooting the hell out of South Central. Let's go get him.
I ain’t never thought of it like that
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I don't know, baby.
See that? I know how to get the party started!
As I was growing up, my parents and me couldn 't communicate.
Well stop complaining BITCH!!!
This is not how they do it on American Idol.
If You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself!!!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- The chickens be out the coop. - Enjoy, ladies.
- Playa... - Y'all got some Will Smith back there?
You just gotta stick with it and be yourself.
...drugs...
Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots...
Yeah, man. They got the Glocks, the Tec-9s, the Uzis.
We're gonna take it to an entirely different level.
- Ain't he down? - Yeah, Bloodbath. You down, fool.
...and run this thizzang, but I got business back in Bu...
Don’t do it, bloodbath
Damn Joel Sauza! these special effects is bomb!
IS THAT A FREAKING MUSKET?
Let's set it off. What's it gonna be, Saltine? Heads or tail?
And I must say, of all the mommies that I been with...
Word
Malibu.
How this whole thing is fake. The stickup, the kidnap, the whole nizzy.
- Don't look at me! - Come on!
- L'll do it myself. Pull the trigger! - Get him!
Go Gluck yourself!
Goddamn, that hurts like a motherfick!
Popopopopopo with old spice
- Let's bounce. - All right.
Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat, represizzent.
Up in his ish You know they keep it real...
- Fool, put your hands behind your back. - Behind the back.
- I love you, Sean. - I love you too.
- Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like. - Don't lie to me.
- Sometimes I get backed up, I gotta poop - Stop. Stop it!
Lol
...I can achieve true happiness? - Word.
Bitch! Give me it.
And I must say out of all the mommies I seen
When you said, This is no picnic, bitch, I screamed on the inside like one.
What's the theme of your bar mitzvah? Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes?
- You want some of this crotch? - Yeah, he does.
This ain't no picnic, bitch!
Hadji?
And women will have better jobs!
- Four. - Don't do it, Bloodbath!
- How'd it go with Dr. Feldman? - Great.
- Then it's real. This whole thing is real! - Stop moving.
This is exactly what we ordered?
They just don't understand you.
Bling bling!
She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you, once Mothra gets set up, boy...
Right. Right.
Hey, homes! What's up?
You know when I was saying earlier, in the car, about being a player and all?
- Hadji, how about you? - I couldn't get much, yo. Just this.
All right. I'm sick of playing game with you, snowflake!
I didn't say that.
A security camera captured incredible footage...
You need to do this.
- Thank you. - Oh, for real.
Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!
I was just fooling.
- I think I'm gonna throw up. - Get in the back seat, fool!
That was off the hinges!
- Who do you think you are? - I'm B-Rad G from 'Bu. Represent.
Instead of thinking about what set we're from, what crew you're rolling with...
Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing! He straight-up trick.
Mercedes-Benz, may I help you?
Don't kill him though, Bloodbath!
This is the hood this is the ghetto This Greenspoint niggas niggas out here erryday
Nah I got bookface...