Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What you mean be real? - You know what I mean. Be white!
Hey, Tec! My road dog, yeah. Just the man I want to see.
...you about to not really be okay too.
Shondra's Salon is now officially open for business.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- What?! - They want 500 grand or they'll kill him.
Yo, punch it, fool! Punch it!
All right. The damn fools wanna play?
I don't care no more.
- Oh, my God. - You that f* *k from the club!
FEELIN' KINDA CAR SICK
How you doing, white boy? You cool?
California's next governor!
You know, just talk to them and be nice to them.
@Eins Null 01: It's PVK, Bitch! Notre Dame: What???
I said Temu sent me a Game Cast Man I can't afford it
Get that shit
- It was your idea! - That was idiotic!
- You've gotta be kidding me. - Oh, come on! Oh, no!
I WILL DUST YOUR ASS
Let's go live to the big celebration.
Where you reside?
- Now what? - We wait.
Good question.
You're frigging whack...
Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you...
That's it. His punk ass is dead.
Shut up.
No! Bill, you have a debate tomorrow in Sacramento.
What's up?
Feelin ' kinda carsick There's a Ford Maverick
You heard me? Hell, yeah. I'm a rhymer on time.
Oh, shiznit!
- What you got to say this time? - Kick it freestyle, Moch.
Yo mama so ugly She only been married once
I'd rather go fly a kite
- Make it trey and we on. - Three thousand dollars?!
Erika who you calling a hoe?
Now eat your greens before they get cold.
Ain't no more gats.
...is that...
You all right, B-Rad.
WAKE UP SNOWFLAKE!
Tails. I like tails, please.
- How about number three? - Perfect.
And, boy, do I love Olde English. It really helps quench my thirst.
Nyasia everyday going to work TRAFIC TRAFIC LOOKING FOR MY CHAPSTICK
...from the ghetto. - I'm having trouble finding this one.
Yeah. No.
...and then I'm gonna hook up my own salon.
I had to. They threatened to kill me if I didn't play along.
- She's just in on the scam we have going. - What you talking about, scams?
I told you like 50 times!
Why you talking crazy, man? Just be cool. Hey!
We got all sorts of sets up in here.
It's worse. Everybody's right. My rhymes is weak.
Man!
What every NRA fan boy thinks they would do instead
Liz had a big chip on her shoulder....
Run Run
Let him get a firsthand look at the ghetto.
This is the most advanced case of gangsta-phrenia I've ever seen.
How @Eins Null 01 explains his memes to outsiders. It's PVK, Bitch! WHAT???
No. Y'all cut it out. Serve him, Hi-C.
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. I got better things to do with my time.
- Yeah, how you feeling now, Malibu? - Like I'm home.
We're gonna bring him up. Go play with each other. Come back in five minutes.
...and this is my crew.
- Gangs! - It's what's hot!
Bill! Hey, Bill.
My bad.
Look, I'm sorry about all that. That wasn't really my idea.
I ain't going nowhere. I'm a l-9 now.
What the f* *k was that?
Oh, hell, no! Hell, no! Get your ass up!
Biden 2024
Congratulations, buddy! We just booked another gig!
Hell, no! Your mama so fat...
When he go to take a leak I bet he piss on his balls
... you the finest
Hey, yo, traffic, traffic Lookin ' for my Chap Stick Feelin kinda carsick. There’s a Ford Maverick
You won 't be excused until you do.
- Wait till you see what we're gonna do. - I ain't mad at nothing.
White liberals be like
This ain't no picnic, bitch
Get jiggy with it!
Y’all got some Lionel Richie back there???
...he still seems to be posing...
We can handle ourselves. Right?
Most of the time the police won 't even come through.
I wish I could talk to my pops like that.
PITBULL PUPPIES FOOL! PITBULL PUPPIES!
I ain't lying. I ain't lying.
- No. - That's ridiculous.
You know, I recognize that street violence is tearing Californians apart.
- Let's get out of here. - Thank you, girl.
Represent
Would you get your emotional gangsta ass together?
L'll be on the campaign trizzy too. 24/7.
Get your ass in.
- Not here, Tec. - What you wanna do?
But rolling with y'all done re-awoke my inner killer.
Let's talk this out. Can't we all just get along?
- You validate parking? - Of course, sir.
If you elect me governor...
me af lol
Bess.
- Positive? - Lf he's arrested or injured...
Hey, Shondra, but we're not done yet.
- We called your dad! - What did he say?
Gluckman's boy's been kidnapped for real, along with your punk-ass friends.
Mali-bootay?
You heard me, you half stepping moist ass bitch!!
Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you...