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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Gladys? When are they goin to leave our people alone White liberals be like
- What's your name? - B-Rad.
All you need to know is that it ain't your black ass.
My pop's spear gat, from the yacht.
...take these earnings and start that beauty parlor.
Shut up, stupid.
The hell with the debate.
- Anything else, dog? - No, playa, I'm cool.
FORGET YALL!!! Parents Just Don't Understand
We can't! They too strapped!
Yo, why you keep calling me that?
- Domi-ho's! - Boo-yah!
Tumu sent me a Game Cast I can't afford that shit.
And the public be all up on your private mountain?
See, that’s a million dollar fix right there
- Where's your son Brad? - Yes, sir, where is he?
Don’t Be HatIN
I’ll call you. Or better yet, I’ll holler.
Ima Vote For Him
- Is that a freaking musket? - Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
Mothra.
I'm glad you got cash, because if you had tried to jack me, fool...
Unfortunately...
I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree
This ain't no picnic, bitch Did i say this was a picnic?, how bout i put all kinds of sandwiches in your ass, you junior mints head nigga
Don’t Be Hatin’
So, dude, how much did you pay the guy?
One Dusted Trick!!!
You mean...?
Y'all take this seriously!
Hard Times On Pelican Circle
- Okay. - We gonna show you something.
That’s a million dolla song Right Daaare
Hey, yo! That's phat!
What's up? I thought the kitchen was open for business.
- Bring it on, baby. - We are strapped now, brother!
Your pop's gonna pay, or you gonna pay!
Hey, don't you have something to do?
I wanna learn
Earwax
MEG BE LIKE
...and throw in a white chip macadizzamia nizzut cookie too.
...anybody can rap at the Malibu County Fair.
Thank you.
It's hardcore up in the 'Bu, y'all.
Now look here, man. I'm up out of here. I gotta go see my lady.
Shrink-shrink Blinkety-blink
You stop it right now and you listen to me.
We got business to handle. Let's smoke these fools!
When steve just keeps talking shit about the people at work
And I'm a cowboy pimp When I get between the sheets
All right, here we go.
B-Rad's right. All this hating is whack.
Then let's play!
- I wanna learn. - You wanna learn?
It’s real! Coronavirus
...everybody strapped with a 9.
- I'm talking about you. - Me? I ain't a poser. Shoot.
And please believe it. It's all gonna work out for the best.
- Oh, my God. - We're going to jail.
Tumu sent me a Game Cast I can't afford that shit.
Want to go to my sink
I had these beats in my head since I was a little shorty.
Snoop dog is a rat
This ain't no picnic, bitch! Did i say this was a picnic?, shutcha Junior Mint head ass up, before I stick and shove all kinds of Sandwiches and Chips up yo ass
- Okay. - The one thing they hate...
Yo, fool! What, nucka, what?
What, you think your actors is this good? Say something!
WHY THE NEIGHBORS BE ALL UP ON OUR TENNIS COURTS
I'm going, I'm going. I gotta wait for the lady.
Shondra?
...so we've taken it upon ourselves to plan a drive-by shooting next.
- Freeze, sucker! - That's convincing, brother!
DROP YO GAATS NO, DROP YO GAATS
All right, Pops. We cool.
You feeling froggy? Then leap.
Tryin ' to make me think
Y’all got some Lionel Richie back there???
Women are going to have better daycare!
I'm gonna have to teach you all some manners!
Shut up! Shut up, you damn posers!
Think you so bad.
b h
Get out the car, white boy!
I’ve had these beats in ma’ head…. Since I was a lil shawty…
I got a watch It's a Swee-atch
In Bill Gluckman's administration...
That's right!
Set these bad boys down.
How do I know this is real?
All these crazy fools came over strapped with they 9s.
Tec, before we all smoke each other, can I say one little more thing?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Isn't there something he can do for the campaign where he can't hurt us?
Come on, punk! Get in the house, fool!
- What? - You had to get two more.
- Where are you going with this? - The negatives are obvious.
Christmas present from Uncle Ahmet
Hey, miss. Where you been?
Feeling Froggy? Then LEAP!
I don't mean to offend you, you know. I don't mean to front or act like a thug.
You got 10 minutes.
Excuse me?
Frigging A, I'm not jealous, all right. I'm an actor and I would've...
I just got you another million votes right there!
This our mall. Always has been, always will be.
Malibu’s most wanted
- Wake up, snowflake! - Yeah!
- How y'all know me? - We seen you.