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You know what? Come on.
You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
You the finest
SAT aint got Nothing on me!
I see it. Action!
All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money. Then y'all can get out.
Give Me Your Ride, Punk, Or I Will Dust Your Ass
- Talking about he down. - But...
Stuart Little?
- I do! - Then how come you set me up?
He strong.
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
Don't Do It Bloodbath Don't Do It BLOODBATH!!!
I am who i says i am
I got nothing to live for.
Convincing.
I ams who I says I ams.
So your mama got drunk And fell asleep in the zoo
Good thing I've been down with the brizzown All my life
Coming from Malibu B-Rad is a Jew
- Deal. - Hey, hey.
My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business!
I ain’t never thought of it like that
Oh, and here's a thought.
I don't know. You know, he kind of private.
That's what I'm talking about! We get ours!
But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
Shotgun means I ride in the front. You better hope I don't piss in your trunk.
Okay, all right!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH.
Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you represent now, fool. We at the club!
- We gonna see about that. - Oh, hell, yeah.
- Shondra? - Shut up, fool.
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot.
- Three. - He gonna do it!
- Is that a freaking musket? - Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
B-Rad.
You so pretty.
coach b4 school
Krista Barista
- You know Shondra. - What's going on, Shondra?
Tec, please don't be hating.
- How's it work? - We hire actors to play gangstas.
You need to shut this down.
- Got something for me? - Hell, yeah.
Hey, man. I had it up to here with you.
I'm sure.
Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart.
Okay, dude. L'll let you all do your campaign thing.
You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself.
They kind of pack them in tight here.
No, no. That's old-school, Pops.
...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight.
I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass.
We've been brainstorming some different approaches...
I move downtown Till I go...
Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight.
All right.
...she got every caterer on speed dial!
Your daddy ain't paying.
- You down, down fool. - Oh, my God.
Damn, You Fine And Smart Too
...show a little ass.
- Who was that? - Old history.
...and I need the world to hear it.
1976 1993
My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out...
I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all.
Damn!
...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks.
There it is. Did you see how committed he was?
No.
When I say, Mali, you say, 'Bu. Mali...
See that? I just shot my foot.
Oh, Shondra!
What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
It's the red Honda by the door. Just go.
...more than anything that really makes them crazy...
- What you paying? - Business. We're in business.
Only way out now, is in a box.
Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm. It's a little misguided, but...
And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you.
And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
All right, put this down. You're on.
I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree
- Right, good point. - It's okay.
He don't want your ass home right now.
It's just part of the everyday struggle.
- Tell me something I don't know. - What?
I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do.