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- You down, down fool. - Oh, my God.
- How's it work? - We hire actors to play gangstas.
...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight.
All right.
All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money. Then y'all can get out.
I don't know. You know, he kind of private.
You need to shut this down.
I see it. Action!
...she got every caterer on speed dial!
...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks.
I am who i says i am
...more than anything that really makes them crazy...
It's just part of the everyday struggle.
- Three. - He gonna do it!
I move downtown Till I go...
- What you paying? - Business. We're in business.
- Right, good point. - It's okay.
You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
I ams who I says I ams.
- Talking about he down. - But...
See that? I just shot my foot.
You the finest
Hey, man. I had it up to here with you.
- Got something for me? - Hell, yeah.
Give Me Your Ride, Punk, Or I Will Dust Your Ass
Convincing.
Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight.
And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you.
- I do! - Then how come you set me up?
You know what? Come on.
I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree
- You know Shondra. - What's going on, Shondra?
Coming from Malibu B-Rad is a Jew
coach b4 school
...show a little ass.
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do.
No.
Stuart Little?
Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm. It's a little misguided, but...
Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you represent now, fool. We at the club!
Krista Barista
I'm sure.
He strong.
What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
That's what I'm talking about! We get ours!
Okay, dude. L'll let you all do your campaign thing.
- We gonna see about that. - Oh, hell, yeah.
When I say, Mali, you say, 'Bu. Mali...
They kind of pack them in tight here.
Oh, and here's a thought.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I got nothing to live for.
I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all.
Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart.
...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH.
...and I need the world to hear it.
There it is. Did you see how committed he was?
And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy.
He don't want your ass home right now.
1976 1993
So your mama got drunk And fell asleep in the zoo
No, no. That's old-school, Pops.
Damn!
I ain’t never thought of it like that
My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business!
- Shondra? - Shut up, fool.
- Tell me something I don't know. - What?
I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass.
Good thing I've been down with the brizzown All my life
- Is that a freaking musket? - Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot.
- Who was that? - Old history.
It's the red Honda by the door. Just go.
Oh, Shondra!
Tec, please don't be hating.
Only way out now, is in a box.
Don't Do It Bloodbath Don't Do It BLOODBATH!!!
Okay, all right!
Damn, You Fine And Smart Too
B-Rad.
My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out...
You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself.
But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
All right, put this down. You're on.
- Deal. - Hey, hey.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
Shotgun means I ride in the front. You better hope I don't piss in your trunk.
You so pretty.
Your daddy ain't paying.
SAT aint got Nothing on me!
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