Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart.
...more than anything that really makes them crazy...
Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
B-Rad.
- Who was that? - Old history.
But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
Only way out now, is in a box.
...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight.
I don't know. You know, he kind of private.
I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all.
We've been brainstorming some different approaches...
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot.
Coming from Malibu B-Rad is a Jew
- Three. - He gonna do it!
- Talking about he down. - But...
...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH.
- Deal. - Hey, hey.
He strong.
My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out...
No, no. That's old-school, Pops.
I am who i says i am
- Tell me something I don't know. - What?
See that? I just shot my foot.
I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do.
Stuart Little?
I ams who I says I ams.
Okay, all right!
When I say, Mali, you say, 'Bu. Mali...
Tec, please don't be hating.
What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
- Is that a freaking musket? - Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
You the finest
You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks.
Krista Barista
I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree
And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you.
- How's it work? - We hire actors to play gangstas.
You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself.
All right, put this down. You're on.
They kind of pack them in tight here.
All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money. Then y'all can get out.
- You down, down fool. - Oh, my God.
Give Me Your Ride, Punk, Or I Will Dust Your Ass
Convincing.
I see it. Action!
Good thing I've been down with the brizzown All my life
- Right, good point. - It's okay.
Oh, Shondra!
Damn!
Don't Do It Bloodbath Don't Do It BLOODBATH!!!
- You know Shondra. - What's going on, Shondra?
Shotgun means I ride in the front. You better hope I don't piss in your trunk.
I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass.
He don't want your ass home right now.
No.
I move downtown Till I go...
Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm. It's a little misguided, but...
Okay, dude. L'll let you all do your campaign thing.
I got nothing to live for.
...she got every caterer on speed dial!
- We gonna see about that. - Oh, hell, yeah.
- Got something for me? - Hell, yeah.
Oh, and here's a thought.
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
It's the red Honda by the door. Just go.
Hey, man. I had it up to here with you.
Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight.
I ain’t never thought of it like that
- What you paying? - Business. We're in business.
And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy.
coach b4 school
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You know what? Come on.
Damn, You Fine And Smart Too
SAT aint got Nothing on me!
There it is. Did you see how committed he was?
...and I need the world to hear it.
Your daddy ain't paying.
You so pretty.
1976 1993
It's just part of the everyday struggle.
- Shondra? - Shut up, fool.
You need to shut this down.
That's what I'm talking about! We get ours!
All right.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- I do! - Then how come you set me up?
Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you represent now, fool. We at the club!
...show a little ass.
So your mama got drunk And fell asleep in the zoo
My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business!
I'm sure.