Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all.
Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you represent now, fool. We at the club!
I got nothing to live for.
No, no. That's old-school, Pops.
Oh, Shondra!
Convincing.
- I do! - Then how come you set me up?
You need to shut this down.
...and I need the world to hear it.
We've been brainstorming some different approaches...
I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass.
I move downtown Till I go...
Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
...more than anything that really makes them crazy...
- Three. - He gonna do it!
I ams who I says I ams.
Only way out now, is in a box.
You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
Hey, man. I had it up to here with you.
I ain’t never thought of it like that
Stuart Little?
You know what? Come on.
You so pretty.
SAT aint got Nothing on me!
Okay, all right!
All right.
I see it. Action!
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot.
It's the red Honda by the door. Just go.
All right, put this down. You're on.
It's just part of the everyday struggle.
He don't want your ass home right now.
Okay, dude. L'll let you all do your campaign thing.
coach b4 school
Tec, please don't be hating.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Coming from Malibu B-Rad is a Jew
They kind of pack them in tight here.
- What you paying? - Business. We're in business.
I'm sure.
See that? I just shot my foot.
- We gonna see about that. - Oh, hell, yeah.
- Talking about he down. - But...
Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight.
What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy.
There it is. Did you see how committed he was?
He strong.
- Deal. - Hey, hey.
I am who i says i am
All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money. Then y'all can get out.
Your daddy ain't paying.
You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself.
- You know Shondra. - What's going on, Shondra?
...she got every caterer on speed dial!
Krista Barista
- Shondra? - Shut up, fool.
For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart.
Good thing I've been down with the brizzown All my life
1976 1993
I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do.
- How's it work? - We hire actors to play gangstas.
...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight.
- You down, down fool. - Oh, my God.
- Who was that? - Old history.
But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you.
I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree
My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business!
Damn, You Fine And Smart Too
- Tell me something I don't know. - What?
Give Me Your Ride, Punk, Or I Will Dust Your Ass
You the finest
- Got something for me? - Hell, yeah.
I don't know. You know, he kind of private.
...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks.
Shotgun means I ride in the front. You better hope I don't piss in your trunk.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Right, good point. - It's okay.
...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH.
When I say, Mali, you say, 'Bu. Mali...
B-Rad.
My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out...
Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm. It's a little misguided, but...
Damn!
- Is that a freaking musket? - Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
So your mama got drunk And fell asleep in the zoo
...show a little ass.
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
That's what I'm talking about! We get ours!
No.
Don't Do It Bloodbath Don't Do It BLOODBATH!!!
Oh, and here's a thought.