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I ain't seen you around here before.
Get some sleep and let me take care of it.
Damn
Shut up, ho
Okay, then. That gat's real, right?
- I'm about to call your daddy. - Call your daddy.
His face is all over the news. I think I'd know my own son.
“When are they going to leave our people alone” White Liberals be like
Yeah
Y’all got some Lionel Richie back there?!!
Show's over! That's it. Show's over!
They been playing me all along!
Deal. Now what about those fries?
I really don 't dig This rappin ' John Wayne
Word??? Can I borrow that?
Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them. They came in through here.
Hold up, girl.
Allow me to clear this up for you, my dogs. My name isn't Bloodbath...
Bad. Whack.
...and show him what it's really like. - In the ghetto?
And if I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
I knew I had to show up in order for you to blow up!
- You know, good people. - Cool.
And vomit Clean it up with Comet
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I got the sallies with the Biggest heinies in my stable
- Thank God! - How did this happen?
Deal. Now what about Jaylen Brown?
How about hooking a brother up with a Pepsi and fries?
She's right. Shut up.
...could I, like, kind of, maybe...
Don 't forget My sprink-sprinkle
Damn!
- For the money. - Money? What you need money for?
When she thank she done met a nice sensible man only to find out….
Don't anybody know where the goddamn driveway is?!
What every NRA fan boy thinks they would do instead
good night ashley, waron shaltham.
Now, we may just have a very interesting opportunity here.
...we can spin it. Make it into a positive.
And when my mother Does my clothes
I ain't never thought of it like that.
Hello.
- We're in really big troub... - Listen, fool.
Yo, holla at him for me.
I'd love to kick it with you and run this whole thizzang...
Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some hardcore drama go down right about now!
Of course we can handle it.
I like my latte non-fat
- Mr. Gibbons? - Yeah.
- Brad? - Pops?
If we all work together as a family, there's no telling how high we can go.
What I'm about to do right now, I know it sounds whack...
Hey, dog.
I'm gonna call that nigga right now.
- This ain't no picnic, bitch? Wow! - Thank you. I loved the blue steel line.
Wait, I've got the image!
...and we might have something solid. - Well, I'm all ears.
I'd rather eat garbage than listen to your tired-ass rhymes.
Don't be hating.
Its my slave name All right
Are you all right?
Damn, Moch, what are we gonna do?
Bess, let's not beat around the bush. Brad...
Yo, what's up, y'all? This is B-Rad G, kicking it from 'Bu.
Yeah, you got something to represent? You got something for your...
He totally bought it. The carjack going into the kidnapping.
You got a man?
That there is Hadji. He's the Beast from the Middle East.
Forget y'all!
- What the hell got into you? - Shut up, ho!
You’re freaking whack
...we can spin it so you're the victim.
This whole thing, this whole Brad thing with the gangs...
I might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
You like a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah.
- You know him? - Hell, yeah.
I see.
You see, doc, I got something to say...
- You know what really chaps my ass? - What?
King kong ain't got nothin' on me!
See that's a million dollar song right there
Kidnapped?
- What we gonna do? - What we gonna do?
And at number one on the list of Top 10 things need not be reminded of And in at number one on the list of the yotop 10 things Melissa doesn't need to be reminded of
Don’t do it, Bloodbath
When that one friend is low key a motivational speaker
Peep my tat
- Go on, get out! - Okay.
I'm trying to win and you don't seem to care!
Whatever, dude!
The polls say that since Brad has been out of the picture...
You better hope your daddy home too. If he ain't, you gonna be one dusted trick!
Man I got bookface...
Represizzent!
Hit your head on No more blues clues for a week!
...it's Sean James, and I'm just an actor...
I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait, all right, pimp juice?
Serious moment. Bring it in, y'all.
...but for once in your life will you think outside the box? For once?
I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree
Y'all better step, or I'm gonna have to waste y'all.
- This. - What is that?