Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yo, holla at him for me.

...it's Sean James, and I'm just an actor...

You see, doc, I got something to say...

If we all work together as a family, there's no telling how high we can go.

Yeah, you got something to represent? You got something for your...

And if I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?

- Brad? - Pops?

Its my slave name All right

See that's a million dollar song right there

Show's over! That's it. Show's over!

Are you all right?

I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait, all right, pimp juice?

I'm trying to win and you don't seem to care!

Word??? Can I borrow that?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

What I'm about to do right now, I know it sounds whack...

His face is all over the news. I think I'd know my own son.

- Thank God! - How did this happen?

I'd love to kick it with you and run this whole thizzang...

Allow me to clear this up for you, my dogs. My name isn't Bloodbath...

And vomit Clean it up with Comet

You better hope your daddy home too. If he ain't, you gonna be one dusted trick!

- This ain't no picnic, bitch? Wow! - Thank you. I loved the blue steel line.

Damn, Moch, what are we gonna do?

Deal. Now what about Jaylen Brown?

Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some hardcore drama go down right about now!

How about hooking a brother up with a Pepsi and fries?

I might as well go out in a blaze of glory.

- For the money. - Money? What you need money for?

You’re freaking whack

He totally bought it. The carjack going into the kidnapping.

Of course we can handle it.

I ain't never thought of it like that.

Hit your head on No more blues clues for a week!

good night ashley, waron shaltham.

Get some sleep and let me take care of it.

When that one friend is low key a motivational speaker

Y’all got some Lionel Richie back there?!!

Whatever, dude!

Bess, let's not beat around the bush. Brad...

Wait, I've got the image!

...could I, like, kind of, maybe...

Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them. They came in through here.

...we can spin it. Make it into a positive.

That there is Hadji. He's the Beast from the Middle East.

- What the hell got into you? - Shut up, ho!

And when my mother Does my clothes

“When are they going to leave our people alone” White Liberals be like

- What we gonna do? - What we gonna do?

- I'm about to call your daddy. - Call your daddy.

I really don 't dig This rappin ' John Wayne

Man I got bookface...

...but for once in your life will you think outside the box? For once?

Now, we may just have a very interesting opportunity here.

...and show him what it's really like. - In the ghetto?

- Mr. Gibbons? - Yeah.

King kong ain't got nothin' on me!

Don't be hating.

...we can spin it so you're the victim.

I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree

She's right. Shut up.

I knew I had to show up in order for you to blow up!

The polls say that since Brad has been out of the picture...

And at number one on the list of Top 10 things need not be reminded of And in at number one on the list of the yotop 10 things Melissa doesn't need to be reminded of

I'd rather eat garbage than listen to your tired-ass rhymes.

Serious moment. Bring it in, y'all.

- You know, good people. - Cool.

Y'all better step, or I'm gonna have to waste y'all.

- You know what really chaps my ass? - What?

Don't anybody know where the goddamn driveway is?!

What every NRA fan boy thinks they would do instead

Yo, what's up, y'all? This is B-Rad G, kicking it from 'Bu.

Don’t do it, Bloodbath

Deal. Now what about those fries?

Don 't forget My sprink-sprinkle

- This. - What is that?

I got the sallies with the Biggest heinies in my stable

I'm gonna call that nigga right now.

Okay, then. That gat's real, right?

When she thank she done met a nice sensible man only to find out….

- We're in really big troub... - Listen, fool.

I ain't seen you around here before.

...and we might have something solid. - Well, I'm all ears.

I like my latte non-fat

- You know him? - Hell, yeah.

This whole thing, this whole Brad thing with the gangs...

They been playing me all along!

You like a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah.

- Go on, get out! - Okay.