Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who doesn't call a dork like that back?

hey man, can i get a plus-five?

I'm gonna Sue this entire company

Oh-ho. That's very funny.

Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy

You don't need to tart 'em up with some design.

If you want us to skip this party...

Well, that does not sound like me.

Hey, Dwight, you saw Darryl move it, right?

Yeah, I heard you say it to Phyllis.

If you're gonna do your job well here...

Kelly! You cannot change costumes

That's a good line.

'cause I thought you seemed a little...

When I was in Stanford, Connecticut

- That's it. - Is it?

[cheers and applause]

He went over my head.

Okay, you know what? Fine.

So I got up and walked right out of Walter Bernard hall.

On the road? That is correct.

I got in the way. I said no.

Ah, Darryl moved it. You moved it.

After everything I did for you?

Everyone realizes this coupon book

Creed’s a maybe

And the Scranton/Wilkes-barre coupon book, Oscar Martinez.

When I was a freshman in college,

Like gnaw, gnaw. "why? Why didn't he?

Friends fight. Friends fight.

Well, don't let it happen again.

Know what it was?

We were basically Romeo and Juliet.

So, four years ago,

To not even call her back is...

♪ the monster mash ♪

Corporate chain of command.

[Michael laughs]

[click, dial tone]

For discrimination!

That wasn't it.