Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Michael laughs]

Well, don't let it happen again.

If you want us to skip this party...

- That's it. - Is it?

If you're gonna do your job well here...

We were basically Romeo and Juliet.

Corporate chain of command.

'cause I thought you seemed a little...

That wasn't it.

Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy

Yeah, I heard you say it to Phyllis.

When I was in Stanford, Connecticut

For discrimination!

Friends fight. Friends fight.

Ah, Darryl moved it. You moved it.

Okay, you know what? Fine.

When I was a freshman in college,

You don't need to tart 'em up with some design.

Everyone realizes this coupon book

Creed’s a maybe

♪ the monster mash ♪

After everything I did for you?

Know what it was?

Oh-ho. That's very funny.

He went over my head.

And the Scranton/Wilkes-barre coupon book, Oscar Martinez.

Well, that does not sound like me.

So, four years ago,

Who doesn't call a dork like that back?

Like gnaw, gnaw. "why? Why didn't he?

I got in the way. I said no.

Kelly! You cannot change costumes

So I got up and walked right out of Walter Bernard hall.

On the road? That is correct.

I'm gonna Sue this entire company

To not even call her back is...

That's a good line.

[click, dial tone]

[cheers and applause]

Hey, Dwight, you saw Darryl move it, right?