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I always wanted to live in Tampa,
I think, but he's very funny.
on you right now and talk to Carmelo Anthony?
If I'd really want to hurt you,
I got to run this errand for the rest of the day, so...
at 8:00 AM on a weekday is--
All right? What I really need you to do
sperm?
in the costumes, so you're gonna have
I will see you tomorrow.
I'm just saying, it's a hot ticket.
I heard weeping through your door.
Hey, sorry, I just got all your messages.
Can't come to the party. Please take a Caitlin."
You gonna bring it?
[Telephone rings]
is to take these scissors and cut a cleavage hole
on the phone for me, please?
[Cackles] [Groans]
[Groans] Can I tell you a secret?
Don't screw me.
Oh, my God, Tom.
I can only imagine the vigor you apply between the sheets.
[Giggles]
That's from the movie, The Princess Bride.
Eyes on the road.
I was a princess, and I got candy,
No wonder she was crying
the leaves go from green to orange...
it's edgy, it's topical.
Shut up.
and I thought you would think it was lame, and I--