Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No, I'm sightseein'. - Oh, really?
Hold his legs! Hold his legs!
Bye, Jack. Punk.
Oh, God, we're gonna tip over. We're gonna tip over.
In the door! In that door, now!
Oh, hold that.
He can see me, but can he hear me?
- So, you're a cop, right? - That's right.
L.A.P.D.! There's a bomb on your bus!
You are a good, kind man.
- Says he's rigged a city bus. Where's Jack? - Where do you think?
circling the runway.
Call 9-1-1!
- Where do we start? - Check the speedometer.
Open the doors!
Now, when the bus did exit here, it had a couple of close calls...
Then it's gonna be under the bus. Probably it was rigged to one of the axles.
- We can't do it, sir. - There's no time for any stunts, Traven.
Okay, you, you and you.
You try to take any passengers off the bus, I will detonate it.
Are you all right?
- Come on, come on, come on, come on. - Oh, God.
All the way down to the lobby! Let's go, folks!
Whoa! Stop!
Excuse me.
At least that's what they'll think.
And I'm not a cop right now.
Hey, what are you talkin' about, man?
Come on! Come on!
I got it. Okay.
What are you gonna do, Jack? I don't think you can shoot her.
You have police orders to return to the station, westbound 501. Do you copy?
Holy shit! Oh, shit!
Yeah.
You're not gonna get mushy on me, are ya?
He doesn't know it blew up.
Pop quiz, hot shot. Terrorist holding a police hostage.
- What? - Floor it!
He is so persistent. He always gets his man.
- We can't pull that kind of money in time. - Focus, Jack!
- We're gonna die. - No, we're not. We got this far, okay?
- Hi. - Hi.
This is really stupid. Jack. Jack, please. You can still jump.
I'll be right back.
I don't suppose anybody'll give me three million just for you.
- The choppers are gone, Jack. Let's dump the passengers now. - No way. He's ready for that.
Oh, God.
Get your bleep behind the yellow line
Cans! Cans!
There's a garbage can on the northeast corner.
¡no viniste a mis clases! ¡Porque siempre das lo mismo!
But it's on the map. It's finished on the goddamn map!
Yeah. Just a second.
Hey, I didn't mean to shoot the guy.
Wouldn't be able to interest you in a bribe, would I?
I can't bypass. It'll fire.
Is that news van still around?
and they don't even know ya.
Luck runs out, sooner or later.
You're right. We're gonna tip over. Everyone on this side of the bus now!
- What are you talking about? - The aerial unit caught it about three miles ahead.
Hey. Don't forget about us.
Jack. Come on, Jack.
When we hit the gap, heads down.
Get your bleep behind the yellow line Social distance cop
Ow!
Hey, get your ass behind the yellow line.
Where is he? Is he there?
Hey. Hey, buckaroo. It's not 'cause you're a woman, all right?
How much you think that elevator weighs?
Wouldn't be able to interest you in a bribe, would I?
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- Harry, you with me? - Yeah. You be careful, Jack.
Man sure has a hard-on for this bus
Guts will get you so far, and then they'll get you killed.
- I can't make that turn. No. - You can make it. Keep left. You can make it wide.
Good. That's it. Come on. That's it.
Another day at the office held hostage at the whim of a madman
when your boss shows up earlier than expected
The DVSA is..
Is that gonna work?
I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
Thirty-two.
tired people be like like this guy
What the hell is all this?
- Mac, I got 'em patched through! - Right.
feeling that we're right back where we started, huh?
and now he throws in this watch.
Just don't tear up my car, all right? Okay, okay, okay.
Could be.
I had to bail on the freeway. We're in the city.
When the company realizes... ...you aint working from home
- What? - Just keep circling. You'll be fine.
You ruin a man's life's work, and you think you can walk away.
They're giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick.
- It is now. Move over. - Fuck! Oh, man.
- The basement. - The city would like to avoid that event, Officer Traven.
- What for? - Speeding.
Well, right now Mac outranks your gut, so we sit.
We got him now! Come on, pull!
Well, maybe we'll get off on the third floor, huh?
they'll give you another medal?
You... You...
- Brass fittings! - Brass fittings.
Do they think I'm doin' this for fun?
Watch your head, ma'am.
MDMP Process
Yeah, I hate to use the word "tourist," but it's not like I can hide it.
You're really tough, huh, Gigantor? Why don't we just step outside?