Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

¡no viniste a mis clases! ¡Porque siempre das lo mismo!
You drop the bags and leave.
I can see you
But I'm not available to drive tomorrow. Busy.
- Jack? Jack! - Yeah.
How it feels to be a Social Media Manager
clans! he divided the clans!
- Did ya have any luck with the bomb? - Yeah. It didn't go off.
This is the wrong bus.
Fine. The two of you check it out.
¡no viniste a mis clases! ¡Porque siempre das lo mismo!
Mac, this is Annie.
It doesn't look like it. He's just watching you.
Can't even pay him a compliment.
Ow.
It's him. He wants to know when he's gonna get his money.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Is he hurt? Is he okay? - Pull! Pull!
For his quick thinking,
The bastard's got a camera right in your face. He can see the whole bus.
I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
My money!
- No, he'd have thought of that. - Then what then? What? What?
Through dedication and bravery, these next two officers...
- Elevator dropped. - Oh, good. That's good to know.
Just slow down a little bit, all right, man? Just slow do...
Noooo!
I just couldn't handle the freeways anymore.
Why, because you didn't get to kill everyone?
If it drops below 50, it blows up.
ok
why
It is at the corner of Ocean Park and Main.
See you tomorrow.
Oh, I'm sorry, Jack. He didn't make it.
- No, you were lucky. - No, we were lucky.
He's bleeding so much, I don't know what to do. There's so much blood!
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It's him. He wants to talk to Jack.
Over here, over here! As far as you can, now!
You know what? You know what? I got gum on my merkin.
They think you're bullshit.
held hostage at the whim of a madman.
- Mazel tov. - Mazel tov.
This is much better
It's gonna be a real ugly turn, though.
We sure had a hardon for this trip
- Just take your goddamn money and walk! - Hey, hey!
What's the matter?
That's its meaning, its purpose. Your life is empty...
Oh, yeah.
- No! Please!
- Take it easy! - You're fine.
The plane again. I've already been on the plane...
- We think maybe he's a cop. - Lieutenant!
- Norwood, are you sure the paint bomb is in with the money? - It's done, sir.
Hurry up. Good! Tape off of that.
All right! All right! Let's go!
There's a bomb on a bus.
Briggs, where's Jack and Harry?
Potentially a disastrous situation, and it's been defused to some extent.
Thanks.
This guy's drawin' disability. He may not be L.A.P.D., but he's livin' here now.
Be easy on him, Bob. The boy was up late last night partying.
Hey! I'll take it from here.
- Why didn't you just come after me? - No, this is about me.
- When you explode, - Yeah.
Yeah. So?
I'd say he's covered.
Fuck me Oh darn
We'll have you out of there as soon as possible.
with a few cars on the Century Freeway.
- Get back!
I don't know. Maybe he couldn't hold his wad long enough.
are gonna end up just like your friend.
Help! Please! Get us out of here!
Photographer So, crazy, not stupid
Aw, come on. Thirty more years of this, you get a tiny pension and a cheap gold watch.
CANS! THERE WAS NO BOMB, JUST CANS!
Jack! Jack!
Yeah?
No, don't!
Gold band, fairly cheesy.
Watch the road! Oh, shit!
Hold on.
This is a special news bulletin. We are following the progress...
I want you in four-one, you in one-two, and you're in three. Let's move it.
- Is everybody okay? - Yes! Yes!
S Club 7! You're fired! everybody'
Hey, Jack, I saw you on TV. Congratulations.
Hold on! Oh, God! Here we go! Here we go!
Jack, we both know that he was the brains of your particular operation.
You scratch this puppy, and me and you are gonna have words, you understand?
I wanna see our baby.
Bree, you silly tart!
...was driving the bus. Well, I couldn't tell how old...
- How ugly? - What's ugly?
We'll have to base it on sex then.
Westbound 501, please check in.
Test
but you got some big, round, hairy cojones.
Gum!