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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
just to get they kids' numbers up.
Unjambo, and good luck to you.
into a boat, and then back into a car.
That's right, kids.
Push them out street by street, block by block.
But when some little shit decides to take over
First of all... Aw, stop right there.
Nobody fucking move!
selling candy for months and all I've gotten
You know that's for suckers, right?
so we moved to a hotel downtown.
You don't even get to keep none of the money.
you get out of business.
is don't give nothing to nobody.
I'm sick of it. I wanna be surprised this time.
Okay, how many of them have a happy ending?
Now, get that out of here.
to get out there and sell, sell, sell.
Eduardo is pretty good at drinking beer
Nah, I don't give.
The best idea I ever had in my entire life.
Sorry kids, tapped out. Someone just came through
But I ain't no fundraiser no more.
Oh! Me fucking knackers!
* The promise Of what's to come *
Come on, Jazmine,
they give us the cash, we give them they cut
plenty of money left for the animals.
Can you spare, uh,
By now they had figured out we had knocked off
Salvation Army, Red Cross,
Man, why you didn't tell me
get up, and leave the room.
Fucking little shit. Well, almost everybody.
were the top candy sellers in the class.
Website, labels, and lots and lots of candy.