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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's right, kids.
But I ain't no fundraiser no more.
into a boat, and then back into a car.
plenty of money left for the animals.
Okay, how many of them have a happy ending?
Salvation Army, Red Cross,
Sorry kids, tapped out. Someone just came through
selling candy for months and all I've gotten
they give us the cash, we give them they cut
Website, labels, and lots and lots of candy.
to get out there and sell, sell, sell.
You don't even get to keep none of the money.
Man, why you didn't tell me
Nobody fucking move!
First of all... Aw, stop right there.
get up, and leave the room.
* The promise Of what's to come *
Fucking little shit. Well, almost everybody.
Eduardo is pretty good at drinking beer
Come on, Jazmine,
Now, get that out of here.
is don't give nothing to nobody.
The best idea I ever had in my entire life.
Oh! Me fucking knackers!
But when some little shit decides to take over
Unjambo, and good luck to you.
Nah, I don't give.
Can you spare, uh,
so we moved to a hotel downtown.
By now they had figured out we had knocked off
You know that's for suckers, right?
just to get they kids' numbers up.
were the top candy sellers in the class.
Push them out street by street, block by block.
I'm sick of it. I wanna be surprised this time.
you get out of business.
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