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This is bad.
I can't believe this. Shame on you.
You're lazy. You need a hobby or something.
from the school fundraiser.
Chronicles of Narnia iPod case.
Well, to be honest,
Put the word out. You sell for us, we'll pay you. Cash.
And the whole thing starts all over again.
would want to have happen.
"Ugh, you shot me," and we be like,
Tits.
You're wearing a bulletproof vest.
Except, apparently, chocolate bars.
What up, Cindy? I just seen this kid over there,
That's how I know what to do.
where they ain't no competition.
It's about your, uh,
One that pays kids cash.
No!
It was about winning.
Hi, Riley. Yeah, whatever.
For me? Oh, I can't believe it.
I'm gonna to tell you everything
"Take that, faggots."
saying that they'll sell candy for us exclusively.
I always had the drive to make money.
We expanded into other neighborhoods.
What is this, a casting call for The Sopranos reunion?
I'm Willy Fucking Wonka, and you're taking a shit
Aw, man, you doing that?
I'm a fan of gangs and guns.
and stop Riley before it's too late.
You always gotta spoil something, huh? Man.
Who are we raising the money for?
Thanks.
I'll kill you, bitch. Get her, Cindy.
When my wife tells me how she handled a situation at work
Back to being a nobody.
Uh, nothing. Nothing, mm-mm. Never mind.
fuck them shoes, fuck those socks
Hey. Spoiler alert, nigga. Didn't you hear me?