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and you've come here to "pie" him.
but right now, I need you to get me
We're both just doing whatever it takes to win, right?
I'll be fine.
Ms. Knope, I have a follow-up
Now, Jen, what are your thoughts about all of this?
I'm going to say everyone.
to get Ann off of our backs.
But that man is 98 years old, and he's an awful man.
You know, there are 30 bedrooms in this house.
I feel like he's dying all over again.
There you go.
and then you get hit.
because we need to be respectful of all dead people.
Okay, fine.
The campaign is over, and you finished.
Do we call somebody?
Please.
Okay, that's permanent marker.
And I thought that she was going to be really disappointed in me.
Which is you all pressed up on some chick with huge cans.
Leslie Knope. Will you come up here?
Am I dead?
Your mom and my dad are both dicks.
worth way more than 10 grand.
Tom Haverford from the Knope campaign.
Wha-- I'm on it. I'll go. I'm going.
play-- by a pie.
A man is dead.
on a bus with your face on it.
Where I come from, a man's word is sacred.
see where it takes me.