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Leslie's stump speech is 10 minutes and 40 seconds

Okay, how do we leak this to the press?

Good answer, great body.

and poisoning this town for years.

I would love nothing more--

one Leslie Knope-- pause--was attacked--

I own a fleet of 22 crappy white vans,

But she wasn't.

Are we to assume that he swam across the syrup river?

April is "currently doing that."

Well, it is, but you're an ass[Bleep].

Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor--

I'll use my legendary Haverford charm.

I can't believe you turned this situation

when I take my oath.

'Cause I'm smarter and faster.

However, he was a jerk.

Don't close your eyes.

No, guys. ♪ Get up and make it happen ♪

No, my official statement is

I thought we locked those vans down, like, a week ago.

on behalf of my education initiative.

Give me one reason to take you down.

Anyway, you can wire-transfer it.

Oh, [Bleep]. Ben, sorry.

I'm never going to get away

That's not going to work.