Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"VACCINATION RECORD."
LUCK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
OR ARE WE WATCHING OUR FIGURES?
WHICH YOU CAN PICK UP AT ANY PHARMACY.
OKAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO TIE A TOURNIQUET?
YEAH, PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE STARTED HER PERIOD.
GENTLEMEN, THIS TRASH CAN IS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
KAHN SOUPHANOUSINPHONE.
MAYBE CONNIE CAN STAY WITH ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS.
CRUEL CRUEL FATE
PEGGY IS MY WIFE, AND I WANT HER DISTURBED RIGHT NOW.
OUT THE WINDOW AND NEVER PAID.
YOU MIGHT SEND ME HOME WITH A BOX OF BAND-AIDS
SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE.
YOU EVER MAKE FIVE-MINUTE SPEECH, HANK?
I THINK IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY FOR ALL OF US.
THIS IS A GREAT DINNER, MRS. HILL.
MOM!
THANKS.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SEEING EACH OTHER
To leave a message...
TO BECOMING A WOMAN.
YOU WENT DOWN AISLE 8A?
THAT A BOY.
MOM, I WAS REALLY MEAN TO BOBBY
CAN I PLEASE BE EXCUSED?
YEAH, I KNOW.
"MR. HILL, I JUST GOT MY FIRST PERIOD."
I COULD GET MY NIGHT LIGHT.
BUT I'M IN CHARGE NOW.
AND I'M GOING OUTSIDE TO ENJOY LIFE!
FOR SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS WHO ARE LATE.
WHAT SCRAMBLED EGGS LOOK LIKE.
WHAT REALLY BRING US TOGETHER HERE?
SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU.
SHE NEVER EVEN GOT TO SEE HER FIRST TRASH DAY.
big bad can
DAD, I THINK CONNIE IS GOING
LAST TIME YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME