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I EVEN HUNG UP ON MY OWN MOTHER.
UH... SO, UH...
Hello?
BOY, WE SURE ARE A LONG WAY FROM AUTOMOTIVE.
AW... NO.
WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS
I am so sorry I cannot take your call.
AND AT A FRACTION OF THE COST.
ITCHY BOTTOM, MAN.
The person you have reached...
( screams )
FOUR DAYS A MONTH.
( rapping ): * MY NAME IS * WHAT?
I'M NOTHING.
J.F.K. GOT NOTHING ON ME.
AND SHE HAS MANNERS, TOO.
Hello. This is Peggy Hill.
EXCEPT AT MOVIE THEATER, WHERE YOU CHILD
OF SYSTEMS ANALYSIS
ME?
CAN'T HANDLE FLANNEL, MAN, DANG OL'
IT WAS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY.
I STILL WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
( speaking Laotian )
BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP RIGHT HERE AT THE TABLE.
YOU KNOW, THE SPECIAL TIME
SO I CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM?
THE LEMONY SMELL.
SHE WAS MY CAN.
OH, THERE'S STILL A BIG HUNK OF FAT ON THIS ONE.
AH, THE TURTLES.
50-GALLON CAPACITY.
MAN, WHAT YOU DOING, MAN